Category: Bad News

And speaking of getting shafted:

...if you can’t stop him by letting him be assassinated, stop him by fixing the vote.

In Industrial Labor News:

...bad news: production is going to dry up; good news: it’s production of the 737 Max.

…wait;  I thought that everyone wanted these Duracell cars.

Time for some news of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...where are they getting the money to pay the lawyers?  I think we should be told.

...it’s almost to the point where this is no longer news.

In Global Economic News:

...are we absolutely SURE this guy wasn’t born somewhere in the U.S.?

...LOL just wait till they see their ROI.
#AfricaWinsAgain

From the Department of Education:

...keyword:  Missouri.  Again.  It must be something in the water, there in the Show-Me state.

...keyword:  California.  Of COURSE it was going to be on film.

Still talking about sex:

...this study endorsed by wankers the world over.

...newsflash:  famous rock musicians are renowned for their monogamous behavior.

...I can actually see her point.
#Talaighlagh

And in mercifully-link-free 

   

And sauntering down :

...of course, the old girl needs those tight clothes to keep the Jello-bits from wobbling around.

And still on the same old bint:

...wait, what?  Let’s see the correction:

...okay, that’s a little better.

And on that bit of Fake News, we end this roundup.

And speaking of huge dicks:

...by which he means people with names like “Trump”, “Orban” and “Meloni”.

From the Department of the Blindingly Obvious:

...in other breaking news, Allied landings in Normandy have been successful.  Also:

...not only that, it appears as though Lindbergh made it across the Atlantic.

...rise in crime rate beginning in 3…2…1...

...forget it, Jake.  It’s Houstontown.

In Medical News:

More medical news:

...and you’ll never guess the guy’s name.

...reminding people why Reagan and Thatcher were so popular for breaking the power of the unions.

...of course, anyone who drinks tea with a ribeye and salad deserves to die more painfully than from iron deficiency.

...guess he drank tea with his 5lbs of daily steak.

...that’s going to work about as well as their gun ban.
And once more unto the linkless breach known as 

    ...in the dictionary under “Overkill” will be her photo.

...nope, no bells are ringing over here;  anyone else?

And sauntering down    we see:

...ah yes, the former Disney princess who introduced us to teenage tits is at it again:
...but wait!  there’s more!

And on that knee-knocking note, we end the news.

So let’s skirt the boundaries of good taste one more time, by looking at the news of yore.

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In Britishland News:

...mostly at gas stations and cafe-type stores, so no need to panic.

…

...and you can fuck right off too, you unctuous, slimy piece of shit.

And it’s time to hear the call of EVERYBODY PANIC !!!! again:

...yeah, whatever.  Go and peddle your little scare stories somewhere else.  And:

...and are these experts telling us why and in which population the virus is spreading so fast?
#HomoSex

And speaking of monkeys, here’s the latest from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...borrowing tactics from TxGov Abbot and FlGov DeSantis, eh?  Yer welcome.

...well, somebody might as well use them.

In Election News:

...see, under the reign of World-Emperor Kim:

...nobody cares what you think, either.  Even if you did win the competition for “Most Likely To Have New Career on OnlyFans”.  And speaking of the inconsequential:

…

...any guesses which county in Texas?
#TravisAustinCommieAssholes #NoSurprisesThere

In Motoring Technology News:

...I’m so old, I can remember when the only “software” in trucks was between the drivers’ ears.
...yeah [sigh], I miss ’em too.

And in gloriously link-free 

…considering he’s already had two goes at cultivating your little garden of delight, I seriously doubt he’s missing anything.

...pay no attention to the envious assholes, Demi me old darling;  you look sensational and it’s been money well spent.

And that’s the back side of the news.

So chug down that morning tipple, and let’s get on with it.

In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...y’all want us just to kill him here, or do you want him back so you can have the pleasure?  (offer not valid in states without the death penalty)

...it’s actually all a tragic mistake caused by a language problem.  When he was told “Go get some from Five Guys”…

Then on to International News:

...wake up, old son:  Biden has never been your ally, unlike Trump.  And speaking of whom:

...I’m not so sure that the Stupid Party needs advice from this guy:

...but let’s keep “Trump” and “blowout” handy for later.

Some news from the Daily Woker:

...now if only they could concentrate on making decent beer...

Some Crime News:

...who do they think they are:  the Secret Service?

...ya think?  The real question is:  why?

In the Business World:

...what;  did all those government subsidies run out?

In Travel News:

...well, perhaps if you allowed them to drink booze;  but noooo, it offends your fucking stupid  guidebook or whatever.

In Parish News:

...yeah, bet he was surprised at being arrested for impersonating an influential Epstein client.

From the Medical Files:

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And in the perpetually link-free 

 

And as we look at properties in :

...I bet she does.  She always has that “JBF” look about her...

...or that “just about to be” look:

 

And that’s the end of the nipples  news.