Category: Bad News

And speaking of flights of fantasy…

...the (much) greater likelihood being that they belong to the Chinese or Russians, and not Klingons.  Who the fuck are you trying to kid?

...OMG criminals don’t need handguns to kill people?

...unfortunately, this statement was not preceded by the words:  “Speaking from his jail cell…”, although it should have been.

...sounds appropriate.

...yeah, eight times a week.

...lemme guess:  Aphrodite was actually a man in drag?

...pass.

...and when she dies as a result of this feral bureaucracy, her husband’s going to do something violent — oh wait, I forgot:  Australia.  Let’s leave them alone to lick their chains.

...just another idea so utterly impractical, stupid and viciously-coldblooded, it could only have come from academia.

...gee, I wonder why men are just so judgey.

...unfortunately, the position responsible was not mentioned. #ShitJournalism.

From the INSIGNIFICA files:

 

...giving a whole new meaning to the term “Officer Friendly”.

And on Paige Three:

...and yes, she was there. Oh, you want proof?

Speaking of a family affair, we see Paige and her mommy:

Whoa.

Sponsored (unofficially) by:

…for reasons that will become clear.

…I used to think like Stephen.  Nowadays, however...

...Granholm again, the loathsome Green bitch.  And speaking of people who need killing:

...having previously rejected using unicorn breath as being “perhaps unrealistic”.

...next: “Climate change causes assault weapons violence.”

And from the Dept. of Education:

...and for once, the story is even better than the headline.

...as the great Roger Sterling once said, when asked the first question: “Who cares?”

And in the Furrin News Dept:

...return to skiing, that is.  His girlfriend has apparently left him for “someone who can satisfy me”.

...South African thieves are upset because he died before they could rob him.

...an actual fake headline.

...we have warned before about getting close to foreign phallic monuments, which drive Muslim men crazy, it appears.

...key word:  Sweden.

...to make sex also illegal in the Red Light district.

As for SHOWBIZ INSIGNIFICA:

 

  …whatever.

From the Dept. of Dubious Truth (sponsored by the New York Times):

...edited for reasons of space.

...okay, maybe that’s not quite accurate.

...but will only accept trannie women because inclusivity.

As for Leilani:

Skinny, but delectable nevertheless.

Sponsored by:

And in that same vein:

...in which we prove yet again the theorem:  no-class slobs + budget airline = mayhem
(bonus:  guess the race).

...why do I suddenly wish I could exile her to a place which has no Constitution to protect her worthless ass?

...all together now:  “Why, why, why… you assholes!“

Speaking of which (assholes, not the Welsh):

...and yet, you keep reelecting this little Commie prick, and meekly lick the chains he keeps adding to your society.

...”IRS goes after” is believable;  “Biden promises” isn’t.

...I would have thought that “disgrace” and “porn star” are pretty much redundant, but clearly there’s yet an additional level of disgrace available.

...their country, their rules, your stupidity.

...key word:  India.

...forget it, Jake;  it’s Chinatown Turkey.

...actually, I believe that one would have more fun in Sidney, Montana than in Sydney, Strylia — no Australians, no traffic, no crocodiles, five outdoor ranges and a casino, not to mention fewer critters that can actually kill you.  Oh, and open carry.

And from the Dept. Of Education:

...at least he wasn’t homeschooling.

And in no-link INSIGNIFICA:

And in the “Who The Fuck ARE These People?” subset of INSIGNIFICA:

And more musical people of whom we know nothing:

In weather terms:  driving slut, with occasional thunderthighs.  YMMV.

Sponsored by AmmoSeek:

Because:

...well I’m not going to share my stash, so find your own buddies.

...I’m reminded of the Texas high school which had to hold its prom in the next-door town because they weren’t allowed to dance in theirs.

...oh fuck off, Shorty — we first have to kill our more dangerous enemies (i.e. Democrat Socialists), so you wait your turn.

...let’s see how the trannies wriggle out of this one.

...especially if he were to start singing again.

...I’ll just leave commentary to The Englishman:  “Well, old chap, the French have always been revolting.”  Wait till you see the reason for this one…

...wait, the French have a navy?  After all Lord Nelson’s efforts?

From the Train Smash Files:

...if you think her saggy lil’ momboobs are worth a look, follow the link.

...and you thought your job was tough.

...if not him, then it’s Trump or “climate change”.

And the winner in the “Most Incomprehensible Headline” competition:

...what was the middle bit, again?

...in the marketing world, this is what’s known as “product improvement”.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

     

  ...honey, let me introduce you to this guy: 

And finally, speaking of women who need (and get) a regular pounding:

 

…and I know, the superstructure isn’t imposing, but its features are always on display:

 

And you too should now be pounding the pavement as you head off to work.