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...finally, some LEOs with balls enough to rage against the machine.
...I’d bet serious $$$ that their (much-reduced) wealth was inherited.
...perhaps because he was a genius, stabbed his wife and thought women were intellectually inferior? Or maybe just because he was famous, and fame is like catnip to women, as are bad boys.
Remember this asshole?
Well, lookee here:
...”Groomer Guides” rolls off the tongue so much better anyway.
...good. The mom shouldn’t be punished for protecting her child, and the little thug should carry a scar, just as a lifetime reminder not to be an asshole. And then you have stuff like this:
...where the little thug needs a sound daily whipping for the duration of his prison term.
...forgive me, but I no longer give a flying fuck how much the NY government tortures its citizens. You vote for ’em, you deal with the whippings. Ditto California.
...and left me laughing my ass off.
On the topic of people being offended over nothing:
...cue the wails from outraged feministicals in 3…2…1…
...with marksmanship like that, you’d almost think the NYPD was involved.
...and now you know yet another reason (aside from anal sex play) why pineapples can be dangerous.
And in a lengthy but still link-free INSIGNIFICA:
...easy to say (and do) when you look more like this than you do like Hillary Clinton:
Immediately post-pregnancy:
Since the two-bonks-per-day regimen:
…and that’s the news.