Category: Bad News

I warned y’all yesterday that there’s not much to write about these days — unless I’m to write about Britishland’s Royal Family and the price of fucking eggs Over Here.

Or maybe I’m just getting jaded, what with all the bullshit that’s been flying around recently.  Sheesh, it’s even difficult to find content for the one-liner News Roundup…

Here’s Uberti’s version of the Remington 1890 Police model, this one in the manly .44-40 chambering (although unlike the original, it’s available in other calibers):

More later, if anything pops up.  Don’t hold your breath.

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And if you think that’s ridiculous:

...not just incompetent, but malevolent too.

...this tragedy must be a consequence of “climate change”, because there’s never been an avalanche in Colorado before.

...I fail to see the problem here, other than causing Darwin to bust a gut laughing.  Also:  Australia.

...see “clowns”, above.

...and then we shoot them on sight;  problem solved.

...keyword:  Liverpool.  So probably “Gerroff!”

...perhaps if they sold them in 2-packs instead of by the dozen?

...good.  Shouldn’t have made the stupid thing in the first place.

...finally, some competition for the Magic Wand.

And from the sublime to the INSIGNIFICA:

   

...the only relevant apology being:  “I’m sorry I ever dated you.”

...of course she does.

Were it not for that unfortunate Shane Warne Episode, she’d be one of the most bonkable women in history.

 

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And speaking of expectant mothers:

...frankly, after 22 kids I think they need to take a break from breeding, but that’s just me.

...I’m not even a Christian, and this makes my nose twitch.

From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:

...actually, ANY country could be hit by a “mega tsunami” at any time, or by a large meteorite, or a falling Michael Moore, but let’s keep everyone frightened because it sells newspapers and gets government grants for scientists.

Still in that vein:

...must have drawn their sample from attendees at my last range session.

...sound about right.  A+ for creativity, though.

...well, duh.  Anyone with any serious managerial experience could have told you that, you twerp.

...can’t anyone just say “Thank you” and get off the fucking stage without turning some stupid and irrelevant award into a Momentous Ethnic Occasion?

...frankly, I’d believe any allegation of what this Addams Family reject ever did.

...okay, here are some pics. Same teacher:

And speaking of illicit sex:

...yup, all the grrrrls loves them some bad boys.  So much for “equal opportunity hiring policy”.

And from INSIGNIFICA:

...who they?

Oh… them.   Forgive me, but I don’t even know what “WWE” stands for.

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From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:

...of course they are.  As long as you can produce some, you know, proof of your assertion, you malevolent troll.

...yeah, petty reasons like escaping grinding poverty, bloody civil wars and Muslim barbarism just can’t compete.

...are we sure it’s not that pesky climate change’s fault?

...fantasy, meet reality.  Pretty, innit?

And for the next such meeting, watch this development:

...this “reimagining” will work out not as hoped for by people named Gavin Newsom, but precisely as expected by the Reality-Based Community.

And in Entertainment News:

...not that anyone can actually afford Disneyland’s prices anymore anyway.

From the Heart Of Stone Chronicles:

...okay, you can all quit that derisive laughter now.

...so to sum up:  telling the truth is now a terrorist crime?  Got it.

...which would be nice, except that then you have to live among Swiss people.

...I think Biden needs to suffer a lot more, on a more profound and elemental level.  Related:

When you ask ChatGPT to create a photo of a bitter socialist eco-warrior activist with an Ivy League degree and possible lesbian tendencies, this is probably what you’ll get:

…and…
...am I the only one who thinks that there’s so much wrong with both these situations?

And from the Dept. Of Corporate Fascism:

...the “opposition” did not include whipping, defenestration, tar & feathers or heads on pikes, but it should have.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

 

And finally:

...keyword:  Germany.

However, this being Germany, there’s also a greater-than-zero chance of this:

And that’s it for the news.

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And speaking of getting the runs:

...fuckers need to be invaded again, just to set them straight.  Powdered beer… JHC.

…that’s Detroit MI, with its long, rich heritage of brewing.

...okay, I pick “hell”. Your move, Brandon.

...leaving only 6 million or so illegal voter registrations to go.

...in accountants’ terms, he “lost” money even though he ended up with $120 million or something over what he originally paid for it.  Not that any of it matters, cos he’s dead.

From the Dept. Of Irony:

...despite (or maybe because of) naming him “Cuddles”.

From the Dept. Of “Defense”:

...if I were a donor, I’d also hold off till they rename it the “Robert E. Lee Military Institute”.

And news from the SPCA:

...can you spell “irrational panic”, children?  And:

...reaction from all cat-loving losers in 3…2…1...

Now it’s INSIGNIFICA TIME:

And finally:

...nothing “weird” about that at all, IMO.  Especially when you see them:

Not really my cup(s) of tea, but that’s the news for ya.