Category: Bad News

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So let’s skin it and wring it with some news:

From the Disaster Department (Florida Division):

...everybody panic!

...the FuturePOTUS shouldn’t have bothered.

In Italy:

...good thing they voted for her and not him, then.

And then there’s this, which might be a little more important:

...let’s hope she does.

...actually, that’s not bad advice.  I’m assuming the soldiers don’t have any clotting salve because Russia.

...as long as they swap them, one for one, with convicted Mexican criminal child molesters, then fine.

…the more science progresses, the closer it comes to magic.

From the Furrin Travel Department:

...as long as you want to visit Airstrip One, with their ubiquitous telescreens, $20 pints and non-existent crime, that is.  Oh, wait:

...having solved all other crimes, they can afford to do this.  Oh, wait:

...and of course, no guns or rights to self defense for you.  They, however, will be carrying Glocks, knives and machetes.  Also:

...so much for that tour of the UK, then.  And:

...yup:  never a better time.

Back on this side of The Pond:

...I suspect the “zero tourists” thing may have had something to do with it.

...but what if the FBI was responsible for the breach?  Asking for a friend.

...headline edited for clarity.

...which never existed anyway, except in Nancy Pelosi’s wet dream.

...remember Kim’s 7th Law:  no cameras in the bedroom, ever.

And from the bowels of INSIGNIFICA:

  …say okay, then ban her from the party.

And finally:

...perhaps if you dressed with just a tad more modesty, sweetie…?

And the pics in question:

I have no idea who this tartlette is, of course, and I suspect that the same may be true for many of my Readers.  So what follows is purely for educational purposes, of course:

 

 

Just your standard Hollywood skinny, then.

And so much for the news.

This, our first-ever All-International Roundup, is sponsored by:

Pure class, them Strylians, huh?  Try this:

...nice to know that the WAGov has taken care of all the region’s other problems.

...proof that 2022 Russia isn’t the same as 1941 Russia.  And:

...a.k.a. “pre-surrender”.

...I dunno;  you oppress a nation for nearly fifty years, and this is how they repay you?

...LOL so: would you have no problem with people attacking homosexualists, OR prefer that the Swedes deport all Third-Worlders?

Or you could just do what the Krauts are going to do:

...thus making the problem of “Third-World immigrant violence” disappear, just like that.

…showing that Brits can get it right on occasion.

And in election news:

...good ol’ Silvio:  still politicking, still bonking younger women.  The man’s a national treasure.

...not to be unkind, but there’s enough blubber there to keep TWO houses warm.

... and trust me, you do NOT want to go there… o-kay, but you’ve been warned.

And in guaranteed link-free INSIGNIFICA:

     

 

Finally, from Wales:

…ah yes, we haven’t been here for a while, so it’s time for a little more Carol:

 

…and some earlier-vintage Carol:

And that’s all the news from the international front [sic].

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And into the news we slide:

...so you get a guy who has been clinically diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome onto your live TV show, and are shocked — shocked! — when he says “rim”.  Which, by the way, is actually a harmless word in the context in which he used it.

...just wait till the conscripts get there;  it’s going to get worse.

...resist it.  Fix the fucking economy first.

...if it were only vapors and couches, all would be well.  But the dickless Karens wanna get the guy fired.

...that many?

...I got nothing.

...and Texans explain to Sec. Buttplug why he should just fuck off.

...thank you Sir, may I have another?

And on a similar topic:

...man jumps into snake pit, complains when he gets bitten.

…Mr. Scorpion, meet Mr. Frog.

...whatever he says, it had better be good considering all the fine poontang I’ve given him and all the life decisions I’ve entrusted him with over the years.

From the annals of INSIGNIFICA:

 

…I’ll bet money that she hasn’t tasted it in years, if ever.

…I bet quite a few men would be comfortable inside her skin, too.  Fifty-seven?  Have mercy…

…and some others, because why not?

I’m betting Shania doesn’t need any Olly…

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So in that excellent school spirit, we see the following:

…next up:  dildos for gradeschoolers.  You heard it here first.

...amazingly, not in Scarsdale NY, but Pakistan.

In other news:

…eh, tell the old bitch to fuck off and MYOB.  She’ll be gone by December, anyway.

 
…and in a related item:

…so now most of the country is bizarro, according to President Braindead.

…gettin’ scary out there, folks.  Time To Carry (as if we need reminding).

From the International News Desk:

…

…for Princess Sourpuss, that’s hardly a new look.

…key words:  “alcohol”, “of no fixed abode”, and “Liverpool”.  I’m amazed that she was even arrested, given the circumstances.

And speaking of Matters Sexual:

…meh;  his dick, his choice of recipients.  As it should be.

…don’t all rush there at the same time, or you’ll crash the page.

And from the INSIGNIFICA Files:

   

…aaahhhh, I still can’t get used to RollerGirl being over 50:

 

At any age, Bubba.

And on that deep throat thought, we end the news.