Category: Bad News

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So let’s get down and dirty:

…wow:  you overwork and abuse workers, and then have problems getting fresh meat to grind?

…just doing what they’ve always (never) done.

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…only whilst they and their ilk are still alive.

…because crime rages.

…you mean it’s a crime to burn Renaults, Peugeots and Citroens?

…the problem is that there weren’t enough smoking guns at Uvalde.

…excellent stuff.  More like this, please.  And in Massachusetts?

…the cynics might say that the best way to get inside the political elite’s heads is with a cleaver or a .45 bullet, but I’m not one of those.

…if by “repair” you mean using the above-mentioned cleavers and .45 bullets, then yes.

…for my Murkin Readers, smelling salts are available.  40%?

…actually, it’s to make people laugh, but I’ll take “offending” as a good second option.

…LOL.  He might be a good boss, but he’s still the boss.  Diss him, expect consequences.

…they should just use electric tractors. [/Biden Administration]

And in today’s INSIGNIFICA:

      

Finally:

Eugenie who?, you ask.

Oh yeah… that  Eugenie.

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So put them on, and let’s examine the news.

…only ONE inmate?  The Clintons must be having money problems.

…but you have no problem with states sharing personal data when it come to guns?  Got it.

And on the latter topic:

…said negotiator being none other than Texas Senator John Cornyn.  I’m sure that the thousands of blistering phone calls he got from angry Texans had nothing at all to do with his walkout.  And on that same note:

…don’t make any long-term plans for your future in the Senate, Bubba.

…ye gods:  I had no idea we were in THAT much trouble.

…okay, sweetie:  name ONE.

…that’s only relevant if his mistress had made that a pre-condition.

…couldn’t happen to a nicer shithead.

…“simulate”?  Where’s the fun in that? 

…and that’s enough of your party’s bullshit.  You start it, Bubba, and we’ll finish it.

…feel free to add the adjectives “Black” and “White” where appropriate.

…sure.  Start with the biggest offenders — China and India — and let’s see how that goes.

…yeah, I’m sure he’s going to get right onto that, given that he declared war on the energy industry as a candidate.

And in the “Who Cares?” department, a.k.a. INSIGNIFICA:

     

     

…and nobody cares, boo hoo.

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…the “business meeting” being no doubt with some “clients” at the docks during Fleet Week:

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So here we plummet, into the fiery news.

…so basically, you’re telling me that I can have more pricks than Madonna on an average Saturday night, and still get the ‘Rona?

…because that’s exactly what they’re doing.

From the Dept. Of Cultural Assimilation (European Division):

And:

…on the bright side, they could have done it to goats, just like in the Old Country.

…as long as we can reclassify “exterminating asshole politicians like you” as “sporting”, I’m cool with that.

…my first purchase when this actually happens:

…I guess “no man should” has turned into “no man will”.

…actually, we don’t trust him to handle a rubber ducky in the bathtub.

…reclassify them as “assault knives”:  that should work.  Next up for the goblins:  scythes.

…he’d never be convicted for that Over Here because to Americans, most Brit men look like rentboys anyway:

 

…I’m not surprised;  she’s been impersonating a singer for years.

COPS have released the mugshots of more than 30 alleged Patriot Front members who were arrested at a Pride event
…now let’s play “Spot The FBI Provocateurs”.  I figure about eight, but I’m probably undercounting.

1, 3, 4, 8, 11, 17, 27 and 30.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

     

…mango?  lemongrass?  FFS, all you need is a slice of lemon and/or lime, and even that’s optional.

Anyway, now on to the real news:

 

And without the yellow dress, in earlier times:

 

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So let’s get cooking with some news:

…which is quite true, if by “historically” you mean 1935.

…and as a last resort, bagpipes, although the ASPCA might have had a problem with that.

…just another part of his master plan to win an election in Texas.  And talking of Beta-politics:

…just a pair of Commies chatting cozily over a nice hot cup of blood.  Corollary:

Canadian Firearm Retailers Sell Out of Handguns
…every time.  You’d think they’d learn, but Commies never do.

…like any Commie believes in fairness, and the rule of law.  How about this one, for example:

…because democracy is just a guideline, really.

…and no, her name was not Betty-Sue Johnson.

And speaking of yet more domestic terrorists:

…do we really need to even ask this question?

…LOL.  This is going to end well.

…nah, he should ruin the lying bitch, as an object lesson to other lying bitches who might be tempted to follow her example.

And in more INSIGNIFICA:

     

..and once again, here’s young Paige, this time in golf-appropriate clothing:

So much for the news…