Category: Bad News

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So let’s waltz into the news, such as it is.

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…but the real bad news came when he discovered that Amazon’s cheap medical plan didn’t cover heart attacks.

…because it stopped people from smoking, right?

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…and:

…quelle surprise.

…because MAGA rallies always end in riots, looting and burning buildings, you see.

…thus answering the old question:  “If guns are banned, can we use swords?”

…I think we’ve all had orgasms like that at least once before.  And speaking of orgasms:

…LOL, Professor Reynolds.

And as for (non-linked) INSIGNIFICA:

   

…headline should read:  “BECAUSE I drive a Ferrari, I have to shop at Aldi, etc.”

And in that vein:

Also, to be politically correct, let’s not leave out our Asian models:

…and of course, a couple of token blacks:

Here endeth the news.

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And here we go:

…now who could possibly have seen that coming?

…uh huh Fauci, I’m prepared, all right.  Been exercising my middle finger for weeks already.

…likelihood of any prosecutions for this crime:  0.

…key word:  Australia.

When you get this:

Ukrainian forces have found bodies littering the streets of Bucha after Russia’s retreat from the region
…and this:

…don’t be surprised when you get this:

And in local news:

…California legislature is set to ban rocket launchers, again.

From the Watermelons:

…dream on, assholes.

…what could possibly go wrong?

And INSIGNIFICA:

     

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And that’s the news… oh wait!  I almost forgot today’s sponsor’s totty:

 

 

Yep, that’s Kelly Brook… and her breast munchies.

Today’s Roundup sponsor is:

And in that vein, let’s lead off with this:

…to which I say, “Amen”.

…so nice to see that we’ve reverted to the word’s original and proper meaning (happy, joyous, etc.) instead of as shorthand for “homosexual”.

…small wonder the Democrats are trying to decriminalize child abuse:  it preserves their funding sources.

…apparently this was done as mockery.  I hope that’s true.

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…key word:  “Wales”.

…key word:  “Scotland”.  Still would like to have been there, though:  sounds like a decent party.

Dept. of Covidiocy Update:

…of COURSE it could.

…to the surprise of precisely… nobody.  Just in passing, does anyone remember that in WWII Britain, crimes of this sort were punishable by hanging?

…because:

…maybe that would represent an improvement for NYfC, I dunno.  And:

…because of course she does.

…am I the only one who thinks that this punishment is somewhat… excessive?

And speaking of (no-link) INSIGNIFICA:

     

Finally:

I was going to post a link to the article, but all those pics are blurred or else with her boyfriend.  Here are some better ones:

 

And that’s it for the news.

As endorsed by the current Vice-President:

And in the news today (and yesterday, etc.):

…and everybody can start breathing again.

…given their Muzzie problem, it’s hardly surprising.

…when people can’t own guns, etc.

…I got nothing.  It’s all in the very first word.

…as much as I detest the term, this one isn’t bad.

…now quit that giggling, y’all.

Dept. Of Wokeism:

…those chauvinist bastards.

…and for the first time in cinematic history, no stage makeup was necessary.

Train Smash Update:

…seems to me that she needs to get a mind job before changing her boobs, but that’s just my opinion.

…I’m assuming with five different men, at least.  (Parallel thought:  would an MFM encounter count as one time, or two?)

And in INSIGNIFICA today:

   

…you’ve heard of the word “cornucopia”?  This guy was a “pharmacopia”.

…as she returns to favor, although she’s definitely not as sexy as she was before (proof):

And that’s the news, gawd help us.

…is brought to you today by:

So here we go:

…city government is Democrat, so of course nobody will lose their job over this.

…good thing I don’t live there, or I’d be properly fucked by now, e.g:

…sheesh, it’ll cost more than that just to clean ol’ Bill Clinton’s jizz stains off the walls and floors.  And:

…ignoring the irony /stupidity, am I the only one hoping for an addition to the “Death By Covid” column?

Moving on:

…funny how that works.

From the You Can’t Say That! files:

…not that we should care, it being only Twatter.

And from the Dept. of Scaremongering, Climate Warming Cooling  Change Division:

…not gonna happen, assholes.

In Woke We Trust:

…instead of “William Peace”, change it to “I Would Never Send My Kids To This” University.  Too long, you think?

…Insty morphed into me so slowly, I barely noticed.

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CANDACE OWENS KICKS NYT ASS
…that is really funny.

…hence the old saying:  don’t complain about what you find when you go snooping where you shouldn’t.

And that leads us all to (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:

      

 

Finally:

…now that’s an anniversary worth celebrating… not.

Some interesting sights in that link, to be sure.