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Oy.  The news is still worse, as you will see.

…just breaks yer heart, dunnt?

…somebody do the math and tell me:  what’s the percentage of 169 out of 6 billion?

…some might say that male humans should have the same ability.

…now everybody repeat after me:  “You can always trust the government.”

And:

…so everybody repeat after me:  “You can always trust stuff from Apple Corp.”

…I think I want a double cheeseburger and a milkshake.  Let the vegans eat fucking bugs.

…when they approach the amount we left behind in Kabul, let me know.

..put another way, 674 years of tradition flushed away for no good reason.

And:

….which would probably explain this:

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

   

Vinegar-flavored genitals?

And that’s the news.

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And off we go:

…I have an alibi.

…no, he’d be in his fifth year in prison awaiting trial for “sedition”.

…and this is news because..?

…and will resettle them in Brighton Beach, NY.  Tickets available at Ticketmaster.

…assuming he hasn’t “committed suicide” or ‘died from Covid” before then.  No odds given on either.

…that’s like winning the “Tallest Man Competition” in Dwarf Town.  (no link because Kardashian)

…small, large, whatever:  kill them all with fire.  Horrible fucking things.
Afterthought:  not these Scorpions — I quite like them:

And talking of showbiz:

…big deal;  Murray always behaves inappropriately.

…one would have thought that all that kicking and screaming might have tipped them off.

And now, INSIGNIFICA (a.k.a. “who gives a fuck news”, as one Reader put it):

     

…and is useless wifout pichers:

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Today, we’ll first be giving an in-depth look at the Dept. of Maleducation:

…because knowing how to read and write is of no importance whatsoever.

…where today’s teenage boys know more about “incel culture” than most teachers.

…non-White and female mathematicians having contributed SO much to the field since 300 BC, you see.

…I’m just amazed that anyone complained, in a suburb of San Francisco  Madison.

…I always said the legal drinking age should be lowered… but maybe not that much.

…spoken by someone who’s obviously never taken a hard punch to the face.

From the Heart of Stone Dept.:

…Method Acting at its finest.

…looks like those fifty Nile crocs I dropped in haven’t reached that part of the Rio Grande yet.

And:

…

Also, in talking of mental health:

…because I think the 25th can only be invoked by Congress, which will be controlled by Democrats until after November.  Then we’ll see.

…why so?  Perhaps her name will reveal the secret…

Speaking of Indians:

…I’ve dated women like that.  In every case, they didn’t want to have sex;  they just wanted to stop me having a good time with my buddies.

But let’s move to INSIGNIFICA:

   

And:

…see, it’s only “sexist” and “revolting” if there’s no money or PR involved.

And that be da nooz.

I’ve said before that I miss newspapers — when I was staying in Britishland a few years back I devoured the Free Markets’ Daily Telegraph  every morning — and most of the reason is that a newspaper covers a wide variety of topics.

This is no longer true since we all started getting our news on the Internet, because naturally we tend to gravitate towards websites which cater to our needs rather than ones that don’t.

The problem is that there is hardly any what I call “general” reading anymore — all the conservative sites cover pretty much the same dozen topics each day — which is why I read Britain’s Daily Mail and Sun newspapers avidly.  I know that they’re both pretty dire, but they’re free, offer more than just politicspoliticspolitics, and even if they sometimes read like the National Enquirer, it’s at least far more entertaining than reading How Biden Is Leading Us To Doom for the seventh time that morning.  (The Telegraph  is behind a paywall, sadly, and all American newspapers are either also thus immured, or else horrible Lefty rags [some overlap] which I will not give the time of day).

My twice-weekly News Roundup features my attempts to address that ghastly sameness, albeit in a lighthearted manner, and the variety of topics I choose to “summarize”  reflects that ideal.  And unlike Instapundit, who I think tries to do more or less the same, my Roundups feature scantily-clad women, because just because.

Anyway, I didn’t start this post meaning for it to become so serious, so to lighten things up a little, herewith some gratuitous pics of things that I like:

(Try finding that joke at Breitbart or The Federalist…)

And finally:

You’ll never find that combination of topics at any single website, but you should at mine… along with

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And the news is even worse:

…that’s some funny shit, right there.

As is this (no link):

Even better:

…no mention of their modern-day slaves, i.e. everyone living in Britain.

…I said this would happen one day.  And the idea going to be floated here at some point in the near future.

…“Bozo” Biden was unavailable for comment.

From the Dept. of Assimilation:

…ah yes, that well-known tolerance of Islam.

…and:

…after they applied for grade school teaching jobs, no doubt.

From the Dept. of Religion:

…frankly, old cock, I think most people would agree that you should spend more time talking about the Devil, something you trained for, and much less time about all the other wokist shit you go on about.

…those being:  lying, telling falsehoods, mendacity and fibbing.  We’re not even going to mention the other sins of making shit up and overtly supporting the dark forces of evil (i.e. Marxism).

…and Just Like That, their future career prospects shrank by 90%.

…not the same:  worse.

And speaking of Depends:

…what are they going to do:  imprison him?  If such a fate ever befalls me, expect a whole lot of shit like that, only much more malevolent than just mooning.  You heard it here first.

…only 1.) what did you expect for 36 quid, and 2.) you need a slimmer body to carry it off, and 3.) what kind of fucking wedding dress is that in the first place?

And from the files of INSIGNIFICA:

 

…and not a bad body for a 42-year-old Nigora:

     

And that’s all the “news” fit to report, embellish or invent (/New York Times ).