Category: Bad News

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So off we go:

…bloody hell, if Britain is your tax haven, how bad is California?

…oh shut the fuck up, you ugly tart.  You lucked into fame, a luxury lifestyle and a multi-billion dollar divorce payout, but you’re still whining and butthurt.  What more do you want?

…as opposed to all those wonderful constitutions written by noble Africans of yore… oh wait:  they couldn’t write?  Never mind.

…as the nation cheers.

…proof that even to liberals, they look the same.

From the Dept Of Covidiocy:

…dumbass Kiwis:  did they not get the memo that Covid has been replaced by Ukraine/Putin as the bogeyman du jour?

…damn Catholics, mistaking “Holy fuck!” for an activity, rather than an expression.

…trust me:  unity with Commies isn’t such a great prospect for us, either.

…and while we’re there, let’s have the U.S. pull out of the Warsaw Pact too.  Dumb bitch. 

…say what?  To quote the late, great Dennis Farinha:  “You guys invented the language;  why don’t you fucking speak it?”

…and wait till you read what else they turned into weapons.

…you mean, worse than Selma, even?  This race hustler needs a swift kick to the head.

As for INSIGNIFICA:

 

And finally:

…and yes they did, in a triumph for chubby MILFs everywhere.

However, when she was younger:

 

And then came the Train Smash:  booze, pills, drugs, motherhood, tattoos, etc.:

And all this happened to someone who had (and still has) a lovely singing voice, and bundles of acting talent.

Sad, really.  I preferred her about a decade ago:

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…and by golly, you’re going to wish you had a pipe going by the time this is all over.

…bringing to us a new (and foul) term:  Christian Woke.

…actually, we’re pissed off at the government’s response to Covid-19.

…warning:  that’s going to be a long read.

…which is a lot better than me — I ignored it completely.

…okay, so it’s not all bad news, especially if you follow the link to see the reaction.

…and the good news keeps on coming.  Still in Georgia:

…aw Hersh, not you too.

…people are still getting arrested for this?

…undoubtedly a Bad Thing:  unless it takes out Portland, of course, and then we can call it a tie.

…key word:  Wisconsin.  Trying to beat Ed Gein to the title, she was.  Damn.

And now:  INSIGNIFICA.

     

And speaking of Da Nooz, here’s the BBC’s own Katie Derham, who it must be said looks quite delectable for a chick broad woman in her early 50s:

 

…and that, as they say, is the news for today.

Like many people, I don’t watch Presidential State Of The Union speeches (of either party), because I only have so many TVs in the house and so many bullets to shoot at them.

Seriously, I don’t like hearing from Government, in detail, of how they’re planning to fuck me over the next year.

So I generally read VodkaPundit’s live drunkblog of the whole thing because a. I like Stephen and b. it’s way funnier than what’s actually being said  (e.g. during a George W. SOTU, “I do believe the President’s pants just caught fire”).

However, last night Steve went beyond the pale with this comment:

“Liz Warren just spontaneously orgasmed when Biden said he’d raise taxes.”

Clearly, our esteemed commentator forgot the Iron Rule, i.e. that “Elisabeth Warren” and “orgasm” should never be put in the same sentence.  The mental image is just too ghastly for a civilized man to deal with.

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And on we go:

…ah yes, another argument for letting computers run everything.

…although they’ve probably kept back enough to be used against their own citizens, the fascist fuckers.

…let’s just see what happens if Gummint tries tries to push this shit on us again.

…some filthy sexist probably asked why all their rape victims are women.

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…can’t win, so why bother? [snigger]

…should have just called the toilet “undersized” instead.

…key word:  California.

…oh, just fuck off and peddle your fake panic somewhere else.  We have bigger things to worry about, e.g. this:

…oy, here we go again…

And still on that silly topic:  INSIGNIFICA!!!

 

…as Our Britney gets both a dick stick from her latest boyfriend, and a head of steam [sic]  going for a Train Smash.

Finally, here’s something newsworthy:  ITV newsreader Lucrezia Millarini.

Quite delectable.

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And guaranteed to make you do just that is this little snippet:

…and these little shits should all be taken out and “shot” in the back of the head.

…you mean, other than the fact that it’s in New York?  And speaking of which:

…too bad you didn’t see this coming two years ago, assholes.

…LOL they’ve finally figured out that KiwiPM Lesbo One is evil?

…here we go again:

   

Lesh get back to da nooj, shall we?

…I should damn well hope so.

…key word:  Australia.  Follow link at own risk.

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…good.  Can we start sending them there now?

…the Democrats that you voted for, that is.

And heeeeeere’s INSIGNIFICA:

 

…wait:  people can’t pronounce S-L-U-T?  Still, I suppose this is as good an excuse as any:

 

Still a Train Smash Woman, bless her little ginger heart…