News Roundup

Might as well have a beer (or six), as we contemplate some Election News:


...more like a Reagan-versus-Mondale outcome, but then again, the Democrats didn’t try to imprison Reagan or rely on massive voting fraud schemes back then;  they hadn’t gone Full Stalin yet.


...wait till ol’ Mark hears about FDR’s death.


...and not a moment too soon, either.


...of course not;  why should they address the area most likely to be used fraudulently?

In Military News:


...gee, I wonder if that just might be because men don’t want to join the Navy and see the Woke?  And some even better news (for China):


...well, isn’t that special?

And news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...like we would have expected anyone else.


...proving that immigration idiocy isn’t confined to just the Euros.

And just to the north of them:


...isn’t there a law against this kind of thing?  Or should New Wife apply, seeing as she’s not (yet) a citizen?  (Of course, that means I would have to live in the People’s Soviet of Oregon… so nemmind.)

But wait!  From Britishland:


...too bad that realization has come too late, innit?

In local Lawn Ordure news:


...keyword:  Floriduh.

And in our peek into other  

 

...actually, what you really need to do is change your partner, because that lil’ thang is gonna be worn out.


...ah yes, Liz… how could we ever forget her?

And on that pink note, we end this look at the news.

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So from a nostalgic look back at the past, we return (very unwillingly) to the bullshit of today:


...I would suggest one-way tickets to Palestine (specifically Gaza) for all the above, but no doubt I would be labeled Krool & Hartless.  And speaking of those Muslim assholes:


...and you can quit that unseemly sniggering now.

From Airstrip One:


...like all socialist/Communist governments, they are happiest when persecuting their own citizens.


...as if persecuting the “Right-wing thugs” wasn’t enough, now they’ll jail you for calling some termagant bitch a cunt.

On a lighter note:


...couldn’t find any virgins, huh?

And in Parish News:


...hardly surprising, considering that the DNC are a bunch of godless assholes.

In Automotive News:


And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...and of course, he’ll no doubt be released again so he can ummmm post hateful messages on Facebook.  That’ll settle his hash.


...he’s not going to be deported or jailed, either.  You heard it here first.

In Travel News:


...and in other news, water is wet, Custer didn’t make it out alive, sharks are dangerous, etc.

And in Nature News:


...with a very simple solution:

And it’s time for some silly 

 

And as we stroll down  :


...welcome back, me old darling;  it’s been far too long since we saw you last.  And by the way, “balloons” isn’t too bad a nickname for you.

And on that bouncy note, we end the news roundup.

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And speaking of partying:


...given the condition of the average boy’s bedroom, no wonder she got sent to jail, endangering their health like that.


...if you’re going to sell cut-price airfares and super-cheap beer, can a horde of drunken Brits be far behind?

In the No Shit, Sherlock department:


...you don’t say.  Next experiment: to  prove that water is wet.

More news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


In Political News:


...and rightly so.

And even better:


Just don’t stop with Education, okay? [produces long list of candidates]  Or else call ol’ Javier Milei in Argentina for his list. 


...if by some magic every Trump ballot vote in Texas were to disappear into thin air, she’d still only come in fourth And “Beto”?  Who he?


...I’m just surprised that this happened where it did.  Keyword:  NYfC.

From the Police Blotter:


...what’s amazing about this was how long it took her to get caught.  Keyword:  Illinois.


...okay, you can stop that derisive laughter now.  Just so you have some left for this one:


...keyword:  Thailand.

We interrupt this news for an editorial comment:

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?

To continue:

In the Dept. of Education:


...let’s hear it from the Teachers Union.  What, nothing?

And in no-link 

 


...it’s just been way too long since we featured Salma on these pages, so here we are:

  ...I’ll say they are.

And that’s all the globular news we’re going to look at.

First Issues

I’ve been watching the events unfold over in the UK, and not for the entertainment value of a bunch of working-class people boiling over with rage at how the masses of immigrants have more or less taken over their country — and yes, it is their country.  I would venture to suggest that a huge majority of the protesting working class folks have roots in Britain that go a lot further back than those of the many “immigrants” (legal and illegal) that now live in Britain, and let me tell you, that has to count for something.

You see, their forebears endured all sorts of hardship for King and Country — the trenches in WWI-era France, fighting against an evil empire, and having their cities bombed and their civilians killed by the next-gen evil empire, to mention but two.

I’ll bet that a huge number of those protesting working-class men have ancestors who go even further back:  ancestors who fought for king and country at Balaclava, Isandlwana, Waterloo, Malplaquet, Trafalgar and countless other times when their king (and sometimes their queen) asked that they make the supreme sacrifice for the sovereign and their country.

It is a long and storied heritage, and one quite worthy of veneration.  In fact, I envy them that heritage.

So when you see that this heritage is being subverted and dismantled by wave upon wave of people who do not share that heritage, who would seek to replace their system of ancient British law with some loathsome gobbledygook like shari’a, wokism, Communism or a ghastly combination of all of these, where individuals have no rights and their basic freedoms of thought, religion and speech can be suppressed by some new regime of oppressors, a regime actually supported by their elected government over their own — and it must be said, shared — heritage… well, small wonder that ordinary people are rising up against it.

And needless to say, the powers that be — in this case, the horrible governing Labour Party, but it’s difficult to see how the Conservative Party would have behaved any differently — have described these disaffected people with all kind of sobriquets  (“Right-wing thugs” being the most common) and even gone after those who support the protestors by their own speech, with elderly people being arrested for Facebook posts and other online methods that, so far, fall outside government control.

Small wonder too that this new breed of totalitarians, this ghastly soup of bureaucrats and politicians, want to clamp down on the freedom of speech;  only this time, they want to extend their reach past the shores of Great Britain and prosecute citizens of other sovereign nations for daring to speak against them and their terrible actions.

We (citizens of said other nations) are being cautioned to avoid going anywhere near the UK, lest the British government use that opportunity to arrest us in situ  (where we are beyond the help of our own governments) had we ever dared to voice opposition to them and to their actions.

I love Britain.  Well, let me expand on that a little.  I love the British heritage, its history, its castles, its monuments, its countryside — hell, I even love their silly Royal Family — and I’ve visited there often, enjoying every single minute I was there.

No more.

Simply by writing this post, I could be added to some BritGov list of undesirable people and face arrest at the airport should I ever be in a position to go back there.  So why take the chance?

A number of my British friends — and I have many — have told me in no uncertain terms that they are making concrete plans to leave their country of ancestry and birth for other climes.  “I don’t care for where the country is headed” is a common theme, but here’s one — a classic libertarian — who responded in a completely different manner when I asked his opinion of current events:

That should tell you all you need to know.

The bobby’s helmet used to be a symbol of all that was good about British policing:  unarmed, civilized, part of the community.  Now it’s synonymous with government thuggery (although it’s instructive to note that they don’t wear those helmets anymore and they sure as hell are not unarmed).

Let’s hear it from Rule, Britannia!

♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “Britons never never never shall be slaves.” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

Uh huh.  No wonder they’re rioting.

It’s a good thing they aren’t allowed to own firearms, isn’t it?  (That’s not a snarky comment;  that’s a sentiment most likely being expressed all over the British government and its police force.)


Update:  I see that in my Comments section there have been one or two instances of what might be termed “hate speech” by the Wokists.  I can only hope that more of you follow that fine example.  If I may say so:  the Wokists haven’t seen real hate yet.

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For my non-Murkin Readers, it’s pronounced “knee-high”.  And speaking of getting your knees up:


...and if you don’t know who Liz Jones is, you’re so much the better for it.

As for the Usual Suspects:


Still on those assholes:


...hey, if it worked for their prophet… besides, you need to go younger and younger to get ’em while they’re still fresh — especially in Iran, it seems.

Let’s hear it from Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:


...wait:  you mean only allowing harvesting or plowing on Tuesdays and Thursdays could affect crop yields?  Who knew?

And in parallel stupidity:


...let’s give this one a try.  Born with a penis:  man.  If not, a woman.  Then there’s always that XX/XY chromosome test thing, as a fallback.

Time for that EVERYBODY PANIC!!! thing:


...and:


...both come courtesy of the Daily Mail, of course.

In Election News:


And in Health News:



...and at the risk of sounding old-fashioned an’ stuff, this never used to happen when doctors kept actual paper files on their patients.

Time for a new department, Totalititarian Chronicles:


...getting a little ahead of ourselves, are we?

And in link-free 

 

And returning to the “knees-up” theme from the top:

...of course she does, she’s Roller Girl:

 

 

 

And that’s it for the news.

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I’m so old I can even remember that horrible shit.  (The toothpaste, not the women.)

And speaking of unspeakable women:


...methinks you need to go easy on that breakfast wine, Nancy.

In Election News:


...I was hoping she’d pick ILGov Fatboi Pritzker, just for the comedy value.  But this Minnesoduh Commie will do just as well.


...somebody remind me again:  by how much was Hillary Clinton leading Trump at this point in 2016?

From mostly-peaceful Britishland:


...yeah, good luck with that. Ask the Aussies how that worked out for them.


...but those anti-Israeli “From the river to the sea” rioters?  Anyone been jailed for those yet?  Asking for a friend.

And in Health News:


From the Africa Wins Again news desk:


...key statement:  “Some equipment from Air Base 201 was shipped out, such as weaponry, but other equipment was left behind.”  Of course it was.  We have so much shit we can just throw it away.


...and in an email Reader Mike S. asks, quite reasonably:  “What fucking moron builds a resort hotel in Somalia?”

From the Dept of Education:


...pedo orgs have a hierachy?  Who knew?  Also:  this time it’s not a female teacher.  Amazing.

In Showbiz News:


...well, at least he’s half-right, which in Hollywood isn’t bad.  Of course, to them he’s half-right, too — just not on which one.

And in the obligatory EVERYBODY PANIC!!!! section:


...Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© is there anything it CAN’T do?

And now your favorite section, that of link-free  

       ...wives?  and: …WTF is a “situationship”?

...not going to go there — unless, of course, she’s got Jeffrey Epstein’s client list.


...well now, let’s take a look at this alleged miscreant:

If she’s Colombian, why is she holding up a Swedish flag?  Nemmind:

And that can wash that news right out of our hair.