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And speaking of assholes and Manhattan:


oh no no no, you guys have to live with the consequences of your foolishness until the next Republican president gets to the White House.


shoulda told those liberal Connecticut asswipes to go pound sand.  And in a not-entirely-unrelated item:


because of course they do.


I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or just punch this demented bitch in the face.


good thing my kids are grown, because if anyone called the cops on me for that, I’d tell them and the cops to MYOFB, or get somewhat more than a “smack” from meFucking busybodies.


ah jeez. another “mental health” in a headline.  At this rate, I’m going to have to start ordering gin deliveries by the case.


man, he must have fucked up badly.


until los federales start harassing your peaceful protest;  then shut ’em off and let them die.

From the Department of Total Suckage:


one of the best rock vocalists of all time.

Oh look:  the Greens are coming back!


let’s not forget all those mid-19th century SUV stagecoaches.  And right on cue:


get lost, Fuckface.

And in the Heart Of Stone Department:


cue tiny violins.  And:


I’m sorry, but I can’t stop laughing at this one — a blind guy wandering around a car park?  As Larry the Cable Guy says, “That’s some funny shit right there”.  And imagine if the second unfortunate soul had senile dementia?  But in the meantime:

And now is time for INSIGNIFICA:

 


and the proof:


because if Paris is doing it, it’s the new trend.

Try to contain yer excitement.  Because coming to a WalMart near you:

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…and puke-worthy it is, too:


OF COURSE he did.


entitled:  “How My Mommy And Daddy Killed A Very Bad Man In A Faraway Country.”


yes, yes you are, Don.


key word:  Louisiana.


as their Ceaușescu Moment draws ever nearer.


I am curiously conflicted about this story.


“mental health” in the headline — oy, here we go with another gin shot.


[opens a new bottle of gin]


200 insurance brokers in mass suicide “event”.


sounds like my apartment maintenance people.


what about all those poor displaced city drivers?  Does anyone care about them?

From the annals of COVIDIOCY:


as long as there’s a ball gag underneath the mask, I’m cool with it.  And:


for a show that nobody’s going to watch on TV anywayAnd when you see who the “presenters” are, you’re going to want to insist on masks for them, too.

As for INSIGNIFICA:

     


LOL he’d have to marry some trollop American actress first, so he could get a residence visa.  But on a more serious note:  what have we done to piss the Brits off so badly?


probably should quit going to those kinds of parties, darlin’.

I know;  y’all want to know who this Emily Atack is and why someone would want to send her dick pics, right?

 

Now you know.

Reasons To Stay

I often make throwaway comments about how I could live in France, or the Britishland, or Vienna — usually when looking at some café street scene, or a magnificent pub, or a lovely country cottage.  I love Montreal, and Paris, and London, and Vienna, and, and, and…

The plain fact of the matter is that I couldn’t live in any of those places — spend a vacation there, a week or two, maybe even a month — but not forever.

People often say in Comments to one of these posts that they couldn’t go there because of the gun laws — which is a perfectly good reason — or because they can’t speak the language — also a good reason, because if you can’t read the newspapers or watch the television, you fell terribly isolated after a while.

It goes deeper than that.  Even if we take language out of the discussion, that would leave us with only a few spots available, i.e. the English-language (Anglosphere) countries.  (I’m going to ignore countries that speak English as a matter of course — India, South Africa and so on — because ugh.)

And since the Covid bullshit has happened, the Anglosphere hasn’t been looking that hot, either.  Whether it’s masked mandates, lockdowns or the thuggish actions of the police when suppressing demonstrations in Australia, New Zealand and lately, Canada;  or whether it’s the intrusive British cops arresting people for posting “hate speech” on the Internet, they’re all awful.  This website, for example, wouldn’t last longer than about a week in most of the Anglosphere, because to the authorities I would be completely disqualified from the “right” to express myself because of the hate, misogyny, racism, and [insert current favorite here]  that litters the landscape of this corner of the Internet.

Let’s not even go into my feelings towards government:

Now layer horrible gun laws over all of that, and it becomes really clear that when it comes to personal freedom, none of the people living in those countries have any.  Oh sure, you’re “allowed” to own a shotgun in Britain, as long as it isn’t semi-automatic, and also in Australia, as long as you keep it locked in a safe all day, and oh by the way, your shotgun can be taken away from you at any time or for any reason by the State, because they know that you own one.  Let’s not even speak about handguns, or semi-auto centerfire — I’m sorry, I mean “assault” — rifles.

Derek Hunter talks about all this, and here’s a good excerpt:

It’s easy to look at Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, etc., and think they’re just like us because we have so much in common. We speak the same language, enjoy many of the same movies and much of the same music .

But there’s significantly more we do not share than we do. First and foremost, among them is our commitment to individual liberty.

One thing to notice about the coverage of the Canadian Freedom Convoy is how the American media, particularly from conservative outlets, didn’t reflect the will of Canadians. You’d think Justin Trudeau going full totalitarian, turning into a little Fidel Castro would bring about a collapse in his popularity, but it hasn’t. Most Canadians were upset he didn’t act sooner.

If Trudeau were really unpopular, Parliament would hold a vote of no confidence and force a new election. There isn’t even talk of that. They don’t have to wait 4 years to rid themselves of a leader, they could do it in a few weeks. That they haven’t even tried tells you something.

Canada is not like the United States. The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms grants Canadians various rights that, if you don’t think about it, are similar in a lot of ways to the rights we enjoy here. But there’s a major difference.

Our Constitution grants exactly zero rights to anyone, it acknowledges the rights with which we were born and denies the federal government the ability to infringe upon them. The Canadian Charter gives citizens certain rights, explicitly. If a government can grant rights, there is no justification for them not being able to take them away, temporarily or permanently.

When Trudeau invoked emergency powers, US conservatives recoiled in horror. Canadians did not.

And:

It’s easy to look at Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, etc., and think they’re just like us because we have so much in common. We speak the same language, enjoy many of the same movies and much of the same music.

But there’s significantly more we do not share than we do. First and foremost, among them is our commitment to individual liberty.

Yeah, discussion of freedom and freedoms in places outside the U.S. always involves a significant number of asterisks, much as it will when the same topics come up with our own Left — the European wannabes.  You can own this gun but not that gun, can publish this idea but not that idea, can donate money to this cause but not that cause — the list is endless.

Even here, we have allowed our freedoms to be compromised — but at the back, there’s always the bedrock of the Constitution to fall back on — which is why the Left wants to denigrate it and make it malleable.

Oh, and one last thing:  to all those people who think that if our government were to become as totalitarian as, say, Canada’s, let us be under no misapprehensions about the role of the police (and armed forces) when it does eventually turn to enforcement of the oppression.  The Canadian and Australian police have shown us exactly how they’d behave — and I don’t want to hear any guff about how our cops are different from theirs, because I’m not prepared to test that, nor give anyone the benefit of the doubt.

More likely, law enforcement will do exactly what they did in Portland (stand back when Leftist paramilitaries burn, loot and attack government buildings) and in Ottawa — bring violence to a peaceful protest because those were their orders.

I’d like to believe differently, but I’m afraid I can’t — not when there’s so much evidence at hand.

I feel that at some point, I and many people like me are going to be backed into a corner.  I have no idea what will happen when that becomes intolerable.  But there’s always history (and note the emphases I’ve added):

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, —That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

There it is, right there, and the rest of the Anglosphere has no such rationale.

So here we stay.

Bad Influence

I’m sorry to see that P.J. O’Rourke has left us for that Great Editorial Office In The Sky.

Although I didn’t agree with much of his later writing, I loved his earlier books (Parliament Of Whores, Eat The Rich, etc.) and I do owe him a debt of gratitude.

You see, when I was homeschooling the kids, whenever they asked a question about politics or taxes or any of that, I simply pointed them to the relevant chapter in one of P.J.’s books, and let him be their guide.  (Also, they didn’t always believe my explanation because for some reason they thought I was a right-wing conservative, and wanted an “impartial” perspective, ho ho.)

The Son&Heir now has all O’Rourke’s books on his shelf, and I truly believe that these have formed his socio-political outlook, such as it is.

No better legacy.

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fuck off, Geraldo you liberal asswipe.


and a single pic should suffice:


you mean “misinformation” such as that Michael Mann’s “hockey stick” climate graph is a pack of lies?  Or that not one climate prediction has so far been accurate?


as once again, the market establishes the actual value of certain jobs.


damn, I had no idea that there was a “militant atheist” department.


key word:  Tennessee.


show of hands from those of you whose trigger fingers began to itch when reading this headline… all of you, huh?  Thought so.


no different from a vegan restaurant, really.

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

 


so here we go:

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….wait:  not that Coke?  My bad.

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gawd, I hope not.  As it is, they’re too much like Democrats for my liking.  (no link because paywall)


key word:  “Pakistan”, but it could have been any of the Muslim garden spots, really.


I would have thought that “machine guns” and “barbed wire” would work better than “cameras”, but then I’m just a simple man.


and you can stop that raucous cheering and applause, you lot — because the fucking Austrian prosecutor wants to charge her for assault. 

Train Smash Watch:


can’t be long now


wait for it… wait for it

OF COURSE SHE DOES.  Only an intersectional feminist could imagine that she could stop an international flight just because of ME ME ME ME ME !

Let’s look in on Covidiocy:

  


good.  I hope they all catch it and die.


I would normally be sympathetic, except that Levi Strauss is a bunch of gun-controlling assholes, so fuck ’em.

How about the Freedom Trail:


just wait till the tar, feathers and ropes come out.


LesboPM can’t imagine any resistance coming from her cowed Kiwi peasants.


and when you’ve lost the Belgiesoh wait:


as Castro’s love child goes full Stalin.


[whimper] oh FFS, kill me me now.

And now, more INSIGNIFICA:

 


and if you used the Hubble telescope focused to “infinity”, you still wouldn’t be able to find my interest in this story.

Lastly:


Amanda who?  Nemmind:

And dat be Da Nooz… for now.