Category: Bad News

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…hope it hurts the woke bastards, with their unisex changing rooms and their “diversity”-loving store displays.

Dept. Of Unsurprising Consequences:

…or, put another way:  Homo Fest Causes Pox Outbreak.  Of course, some people are going to have a problem with that.

…key words:  Newark Airport, New Jersey.

…sod off, Swampy.

…ask me again why I was always packing when I did the Uber thing… but key word: Manchester.

…I’m just mortified that we weren’t the first to do so.

…in which we welcome the latest entrant to the conservatives’ “You Have One Bullet” game, where he joins such luminaries as George Soros, Hillary Clinton and Bill Gates.

…wrong Markle.

…sheesh, when even old, fat, White homos are at risk…

…key words:  San Francisco.

And in the INSIGNIFICA (what one Reader has dubbed the “Who gives a fuck?” ) section:

…i.e. the struggle that women have somehow managed to handle quite well for over ten thousand years.

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And finally:

…spoiler:  they’re all-natural.

Not just that:  Paige also picked the eventual winner Justin Thomas to win the 2022 PGA Championship.

And that’s all the news worth looking at.

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And now for a gay old time:

…oh, yeah, baby.  This was said like it’s some kind of problem.  Predictably, some assholes have a problem with this:

…oh yes, we are.  Not like anyone cares what some NYC media hustler thinks.  These guys don’t, anyway:

…and why?  Because not ONE of the gun control bills suggested so far would have prevented either the Buffalo- or Laguna Beach shootings.  And speaking of liars:

…you had me at “Biden lied”.

…yup, because in the history of the whole world, only Black people have ever been fat.

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:

…can you spell “box office disaster”, children?  Of course you can.  Seems like they didn’t learn from these guys:

…and did they go woke, children?  Of course they did.

From the Dept. of POLITICKS:

…key word:  Oregon.  And speaking of the Far-Left:

Australia Elects Ultra-Green Asshole As Prime Minister
…yeah, this is going to end well.

…but that’s not a terrorist threat, of course, so *crickets* from the DoJ/DHS.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

…and here’s the unlucky Rhian:

…struggling to walk:

And that’s all the news that’s fit to watch.

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And in other news that leaves a bad taste in your mouth:

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…maybe if you hadn’t invaded Ukraine…?

…hands up those who’d prefer to see Sweden and Finland in NATO instead of Turkey — hmmm… all of you, huh?

…the competition to see how many tampons someone can fit into their mouth will begin in 3…2…1…

…as I told the officer during the Girl Scout Incident Of 1989.

…there are so many reasons not to order a Diet Coke at any time, e.g. it tastes like shit, makes you thirstier and has as much effect on your weight as a Classic Coke — so its extra fizziness is just a bonus.

Great Moments In Medicine:

…or as we call it in Murka, a “Clinton Suicide”.

…thus proving that shit movies can be bad for your health.

…or, more succinctly:  Get Woke, Get Fucked.

…in order of importance:  dogs, chocolate, heat-sensitive explosive devices, soft plastic items, babies.

And in no-link INSIGNIFICA:

 

Finally:

…I report, you decide: 

  

And that, as they say in the Anglosphere, is the news.

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And so after poor Marie’s fate, more bad news:

…then “NO PENIS NO VOTE”.  See how that works?

…like eating ham through the wrapper.

…fuck off, fascist.  Tell you when I and most gun owners might accept a set of federal gun laws:  when they are identical to those of Texas (including Castle Doctrine and others of that ilk), and as long as the poxy NFA is also repealed.

From the Dept. of Irony:

…or “because of”?  I get so confused…

…oh stop it, I just can’t deal with this bullshit anymore.

…in which we see the dangers of someone editing what you write (original headline in link).

…lessee, now:  hundreds of BLM rioters looting on that day, and she gets charged?  (Episode #1,343 of “guess the race”, with a twist).

…sheesh, and I thought $120 for a bottle of wine and two salads was expensive in Monaco.

…all part of that “culture sharing” thing in EUtopia.  Still on trains:

…Nostradamus Kim predicts an increase in crime on LA transit lines.

As for INSIGNIFICA:

   

And finally, a fond farewell:

Whoa… some actual news in there.  I’ll try to do better next time.

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And if Chinese isn’t good enough for you, try this one:

…so no change from the ordinary for them, then.

From the Dept. Of Irony:

…and if that didn’t make you chuckle, we can’t be friends.

…well, you don’t want an amateur in that job, do you?  

…of “unknown causes”.  Uh huh.

…every time this old Commie opens his mouth, he reminds us that he’s a fucking moron.  Old age sucks.  Ask me how I know.

…I know, my index finger is twitching too.

…thus planning to drive away more and more people — I’m betting these assholes have shorted the stock.

…unless they’re White male students, of course;  then it’s open season.

Then we have the Pussification Chronicles:

…are you fucking kidding me?  That’s almost as bad as the next wussy…

…you might feel vulnerable;  I just want to punch you in the mouth, you fucking sissy.  You even have a celebrity endorsement.

Doing manly things, on the other hand:

…bourbon and razor-sharp axes:  always a good mix.

And as for INSIGNIFICA:

 

…just throwing this out there, but maybe it has something to do with the vasectomy he had two years ago?

I’ve always had a soft (okay, hard) spot for Keeley Hazell, for two very good reasons.  Here she is arriving as some function or other:

And then, some other pics, just to give you an idea:

 

And that, as they say, is all the news that’s fit to leer at.