Category: Bad News

So far, 2022 is shaping up pretty much as expected.

…so now telling the truth is a jailable offense?  And then we have this:

…and everyone wonders where that came from…

…can you say, “fix!”, children?  I knew you could.

…seeing as it can resurrect aging, broken-down male body parts, this should come as no surprise.

…not counting the gun transactions sans background checks, of which I know personally quite a few hem hem.

…this isn’t shocking;  what would be shocking is the number of people who think that violence against the government is never justified.

…not mentioned:  how long she has to sleep afterwards to recover her strength.

…key word:  Australia.

And now a new feature:  Dept. of Covidiocy (with no links because reasons).

 

…and one with a link:

…LOL.  Rules, meet money.  Oh, wait…

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

   
…oh, where would we be without !SCIENCE! ?

And speaking of “shaping up”, here (courtesy of Reader AndrewR), is Stephanie Ferraro from Strylia:

Good grief, but that’s a lotta woman right there.  Yummy.

Whee, a whole year’s worth of news roundups to endure… oh well, I have to start somewhere.

…coffee meets laptop screen, via nose.

…I’d rather ride a bike than drive one of their shitty cars, anyway.

…all together now, to the tune of “How do you solve a problem like Maria?”:  “Every thing that we don’t like is rayciss…”

…lotta dust in the air today.

…this might be alarming if a.) the whole world hadn’t already seen what she’s got, and b.) if there was anything there worth seeing.

…that’s how I read it, anyway.

…and when the next “Polar Vortex” comes a-calling, the entire country will be FUBAR.  It’ll be even better if they think that climate change means no more polar vortexes.  Hell, they can’t even handle current needs.

 
…oh fuck off, all of you.

…nice to know that they’ve fixed up mass starvation, rampant disease and all the other Shithole Country issues so that they can concentrate on weighty matters like this.

…I got nothing.  Just… nothing.

And on a related topic:

…if I went to one of these “intimate dinner parties” and was served this shit, I would wreck the whole house and/or shoot the hostess.

…

Enough laughter… it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

And speaking of redheads, here’s Girls Aloud’s Nicola Roberts:

 

Might as well end the year with a whimper…

…not as strange as some of the other stuff he’s supposed to be in charge of, sweetie.

…killing your sister because you don’t agree with her way of life is a cultural thing, you see, so they won’t be charged.

…another cultural custom, of course.

From the Heart Of Stone Department:

…if this was California or New York, those three deaths would be entered as “Death Caused By Covid”.

…I don’t think Mr. Wretched has had breakfast at Cracker Barrel for quite a while.

…I’d be really curious to see how what percentage of those women are married.

…I see that the rodent was “humanely trapped” and handed over to the SPCA.  Lucky squirrel;  in any American town not in California, he’d have been shot dead in less than ten minutes after the first bite — along with a few dozen others, just to be sure.

…the offender being Irish, I’m amazed that this even made the news.

And now it’s time for the last INSIGNIFICA of 2021:

     
…Fauci who?

Finally:

…I know, I know… you want to see proof.

I dunno about “perfect”, but they sure as hell ain’t too bad.

And now the Bad News Department will be signing off till next year…