Category: Bad News

I’ve said before that I miss newspapers — when I was staying in Britishland a few years back I devoured the Free Markets’ Daily Telegraph  every morning — and most of the reason is that a newspaper covers a wide variety of topics.

This is no longer true since we all started getting our news on the Internet, because naturally we tend to gravitate towards websites which cater to our needs rather than ones that don’t.

The problem is that there is hardly any what I call “general” reading anymore — all the conservative sites cover pretty much the same dozen topics each day — which is why I read Britain’s Daily Mail and Sun newspapers avidly.  I know that they’re both pretty dire, but they’re free, offer more than just politicspoliticspolitics, and even if they sometimes read like the National Enquirer, it’s at least far more entertaining than reading How Biden Is Leading Us To Doom for the seventh time that morning.  (The Telegraph  is behind a paywall, sadly, and all American newspapers are either also thus immured, or else horrible Lefty rags [some overlap] which I will not give the time of day).

My twice-weekly News Roundup features my attempts to address that ghastly sameness, albeit in a lighthearted manner, and the variety of topics I choose to “summarize”  reflects that ideal.  And unlike Instapundit, who I think tries to do more or less the same, my Roundups feature scantily-clad women, because just because.

Anyway, I didn’t start this post meaning for it to become so serious, so to lighten things up a little, herewith some gratuitous pics of things that I like:

(Try finding that joke at Breitbart or The Federalist…)

And finally:

You’ll never find that combination of topics at any single website, but you should at mine… along with

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And the news is even worse:

…that’s some funny shit, right there.

As is this (no link):

Even better:

…no mention of their modern-day slaves, i.e. everyone living in Britain.

…I said this would happen one day.  And the idea going to be floated here at some point in the near future.

…“Bozo” Biden was unavailable for comment.

From the Dept. of Assimilation:

…ah yes, that well-known tolerance of Islam.

…and:

…after they applied for grade school teaching jobs, no doubt.

From the Dept. of Religion:

…frankly, old cock, I think most people would agree that you should spend more time talking about the Devil, something you trained for, and much less time about all the other wokist shit you go on about.

…those being:  lying, telling falsehoods, mendacity and fibbing.  We’re not even going to mention the other sins of making shit up and overtly supporting the dark forces of evil (i.e. Marxism).

…and Just Like That, their future career prospects shrank by 90%.

…not the same:  worse.

And speaking of Depends:

…what are they going to do:  imprison him?  If such a fate ever befalls me, expect a whole lot of shit like that, only much more malevolent than just mooning.  You heard it here first.

…only 1.) what did you expect for 36 quid, and 2.) you need a slimmer body to carry it off, and 3.) what kind of fucking wedding dress is that in the first place?

And from the files of INSIGNIFICA:

 

…and not a bad body for a 42-year-old Nigora:

     

And that’s all the “news” fit to report, embellish or invent (/New York Times ).

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So let’s waltz into the news, such as it is.

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…but the real bad news came when he discovered that Amazon’s cheap medical plan didn’t cover heart attacks.

…because it stopped people from smoking, right?

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…and:

…quelle surprise.

…because MAGA rallies always end in riots, looting and burning buildings, you see.

…thus answering the old question:  “If guns are banned, can we use swords?”

…I think we’ve all had orgasms like that at least once before.  And speaking of orgasms:

…LOL, Professor Reynolds.

And as for (non-linked) INSIGNIFICA:

   

…headline should read:  “BECAUSE I drive a Ferrari, I have to shop at Aldi, etc.”

And in that vein:

Also, to be politically correct, let’s not leave out our Asian models:

…and of course, a couple of token blacks:

Here endeth the news.

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And here we go:

…now who could possibly have seen that coming?

…uh huh Fauci, I’m prepared, all right.  Been exercising my middle finger for weeks already.

…likelihood of any prosecutions for this crime:  0.

…key word:  Australia.

When you get this:

Ukrainian forces have found bodies littering the streets of Bucha after Russia’s retreat from the region
…and this:

…don’t be surprised when you get this:

And in local news:

…California legislature is set to ban rocket launchers, again.

From the Watermelons:

…dream on, assholes.

…what could possibly go wrong?

And INSIGNIFICA:

     

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And that’s the news… oh wait!  I almost forgot today’s sponsor’s totty:

 

 

Yep, that’s Kelly Brook… and her breast munchies.