Category: Bad News

Some with missing links, to preserve my Readers’ sanity.

…what the hell:  Iran, Syria, Russia, China and Libya are already in that poxy organization, so what’s one more set of scumbags?  And in that vein:

…I’ve often had the same urge, only I wouldn’t be pointing the gun at myself.

And speaking of idiots pointing guns:

…yeah, the old “the gun went off all by itself” excuse.  Uh huh.

However:

…how about “fucking awesome”?   “Not enough” would get my vote, though.

…prolly the same percentage who supported Hitler’s Anschluss back in the 1930s.

…pot calling kettle;  come in, kettle.

…stick to talking about the economy, Jimbo;  you’ve been living in NYFC for too long.

And a feel-good story, for a change:

…and it still wouldn’t start on the first couple attempts.

 

…or, to restate the thing:  men who use e-cigs are twice as likely to use Viagra.  Isn’t modern life wonderful?

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

   

…happens all the time.

Here are a few sofas with babes, and some theme music while you’re looking:

Kate Walsh

Helena Bonham Carter

Some Italian chick

Mariska Hargitay

Lisa Edelstein

Claire Goose

Olivia Munn

Penny Lancaster

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Not sure “Oh, baby!” is the proper thing to say, but if any of them is ever offered on Craigslist…

Even worse than usual, these news snippets.

…gosh, and to think that only 18 months ago the U.S. was totally energy-independent.  What could have happened since then?

And in related news:

…given the serious competition from Kamala, AOC, Tlaib, Schumer, etc., it’s more like a necklace of albatrosses.

…because he wrote that racist “Declaration” thing, no doubt.  Oh. wait…
Daneek Miller (D-Queens) said he wanted the statue gone because it doesn’t represent contemporary values.
…and NOW you can start oiling the ropes.

…some?  Res ipse loquitur.

…yeah, we’ll get right onto that.  And on the same topic:

…gosh, why ever would that be?  Oh, wait:

…that’s why.

…you lost, get over it, STFU and enjoy the fruits of Western civilization.

…maybe not in your house, fuckwit, but everywhere else in Real America…

…and we’re going to do just the same here.  Viva Chile!  Let’s Go Brandon!

…it started going downhill when to save money, UK doctors were encouraged to “consult horoscopes” instead of using actual medicine.

…once more, with feeling:  Rope.  Tree.  District Attorney.  (Some assembly required.)

…and your point?

…ummm because he is?

…I would have thought you could just use fish oil instead of cologne, but what do I know?

And for INSIGNIFICA:

   

…which makes the rather surprising implication that only Black people loot.

And:

…it also being a crime for Black people to call each other “dumb-ass nigger”, and London’s Cockneys may not refer to people from Newcastle as “fucking Geordies”.

Here are a sample few of the aforementioned Geordies.

Donna Air

Jill Halfpenny

Shivaani Ghai

Andrea Riseborough

Cheryl Cole

Of course, they don’t all look like that, but I wanted to spare you the projectile vomiting.

No?  Okay, then… say hello to the Geordie Shore girls.

Bringing you the usual mix of pointless, stupid and crappy stuff.  Also the sorta-news.

…key word:  India.

…the difficult part is not involving Hillary Clinton in the process, because no one will believe a Kamala Harris suicide.

…just wait till they actually get to see some.

…

…Rope.  Tree.  Nadler.  Some assembly required.

…not nice to refer to our beloved FBI as “tools”, but here we are.

And a few headlines from the department of :

…not to mention that it makes them think of eeeevil guns.

…all the hundreds of Nazi-loving actors who ever played Hitler could not be reached for comment.  Best part:  Mirren is a howling Lefty.

…good.  Let’s go back to calling them perverts. sickos and Clintons.

…how about:

…too strong?

And in an unusual display of common sense:

…next on the list:  Afghans, now that the Great Satan is no longer in their country and peace has been restored.

…what he said.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

…actually, there’s no “could” about it.  As the holder of a foreign title, Markle is Constitutionally prevented from being President.  LOL.

Finally, from a hardworking wife and mother:

…and because:

…here ya go:

Hey, for a quarter-million bucks a year, I’m just surprised there aren’t more of them.  Or maybe there are, but how would I know?  (I feel a spin-off post coming…)

When will it ever end?

…I always suspected something like that was going on.

…this is going to end well, just not for him.

Dept. Of Irony:

…guess she wasn’t really her best friend after all.

From the Josef Goebbels Memorial Wing:

…

And in medical news:

…

…this being Italy, she probably said that just to protect her cousin.

From the Karma Is A Cold Bitch Department:

…no reports on how many people showed up at his funeral, or whether there was laughter.

And from the Department Of The Blindingly Obvious:

and:

…where would we be without polls and reports?

…no doubt, the Jews will be blamed.  Again.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

   

…I suppose that means we’ll be stuck with the Kardashians and Lizzo forever.  Hand me the pills, Simon.

…a.k.a. the “Frozen” Syndrome.

…it might have been even worse had we actually seen Gaga’s well-trodden pudenda.

And here’s Marilyn, just so that everyone can see what I’m talking about:

Not even close.