Category: Bad News

Keef’s reaction:

Like a post-Christmas Day hangover, here we go again with the “news”.

…were the Neolithic tribes Black?  I think we should be told.

…so they’re saying that only White people can do math ?  Isn’t that rayciss?

But just to the south:

…and about damn time too, say I.

…the only way this headline could have been any worse is if it had been with a puppy.

Then again:

…and to think they outlawed public flogging.

Some better news:

…let’s hope that a host of others (e.g. rappers) follow his lead, and make it sooner.

 
…alas, it’s satire — but then again, so is ex-Senator Maojacket.

…no doubt the Justice Department will want to prosecute the wall’s builder.

…as long as there wasn’t an iPhone among them…

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

     

And right on time, here’s Kelly to make us feel all warm and snuggly for the season:

If you have the week off, well done.  If your evil bloodsucking scumbagbastard of a boss is making you go to work this week… I’m so sorry.

If you thought last week’s roundup was bad…

…clearly, J&J’s bribe wasn’t large enough.

…and if he’d been executed for the first murders, she’d still be alive today.

…what’s to wonder?

Also via Insty:

…rough guess: 

…it would be worth freeing the loathsome toad, just to see all the #MeToo womyns’ hair spontaneously ignite.

Filed under “SNEAKY FOREIGNERS”:

…best con trick ever.

…no mention, of course of the number of men killed daily.

…sounds eerily like Gretchen Whitmer’s plan for Christmas in Michigan.

…having seen Scottish teens in action, the likely result was “Yes: 100%” — for both sexes.

And two reports from the Woke Bullshit Department:

…that’s called a “Biden”.  And it happened sixteen years ago.

…proving that OMG not even virtual reality is safe from #ToxicMasculinity.

And from the annals [sic]  of Gen Z / Millennial Deep Thoughts:

…I dunno;  probably something to with “rent”, “groceries”, “gasoline” and “electricity” … not to mention “ammunition” for when it really does end.

And now is time for the INSIGNIFICA:

     

And one with a link:

…in a “lemons/lemonade” scenario, I see a promising and lucrative OnlyFans career in her future.  Cue the outrage in 3…2…1…

Some more “normal” youngins for Christmas:

Eva Habermann

Sophia Vergara

Elizabeth Montgomery

Zooey Deschanel

Some chick sent to me by Reader Old Texan

Hey, at my age, they’re all youngins.

Increasing irrelevant, perhaps leading to the conclusion that “News Roundup” may just be renamed “INSIGNIFICA” in the future.

…good old Mother Nature to the rescue.  Now if these microbes could just evolve to eat Communists…

…LOL that Austrians are revolting against fascism, of any kind.

…if it did, the National Front would have been the ruling party for the last two decades.

…clearly, the producers have decided that viewing audience size is irrelevant to a movie’s commercial success.

…although it’s a pub (a Good Thing) it should have been a storehouse for guns and ammo… oh wait, it’s in Britishland.  Nemmind.

…I wonder where he got that idea, that even criminals hate kiddie-fondlers?

…key word: Pakistan.

…I don’t know what “bodies” means in the current vernacular, but I do know that “Elizabeth Warren” and “big meat” should never be mentioned in the same sentence.

…he’ll be acquitted if the jury consists of men over 65.

…the number “25” no doubt arrived at through scientific study, rather than government pulling an arbitrary number out their ass.

Which leads us inexorably into INSIGNIFICA:

      

And the ultimate INSIGNIFICA:

“Arise, Sir Lewis.”  What a load of old bollocks.

Finally:

…as an employment tip for my female Readers.

News so horrible, it makes Gwyneth Paltrow look lovely by comparison.

…in the Parents Of The Year Competition, Bonehead Division.

…I just read the TxGov tips on the same topic, and they read a little differently.

…but seriously:  who hasn’t wanted to say the same to a journalist, at some point?

…you had me at “Lori Lightfoot Acts Stupidly”.

…shoulda gone to Miami, just like FuturePOTUS DeSantis said.  Then again, silver linings and all that:

…and when we said “Buy American” back in the day, we were sneered at for being such jingoists.

…like nobody (except the wokists) saw this coming.

And here’s someone who isn’t a trannie:

…and pretty impressive they are too.  And speaking of boobs:

…hey, you guys started it.  Kyle Rittenhouse is only the first, bubba…

…Stephen owes me a new, non-coffee-stained screen for posting this one.

And now for INSIGNIFICA:

     

Speaking of roundups. here’s another passel of unused stuff from my Pictures folder.  This is Emma Louise Somebody, who is apparently married to some guy from a British TV show I’ve never seen either:

As my old buddy Paterson would say, “Shnot bad…”