With commentary so acidic, you need an alkali chaser after reading it.
…if we pay the Russkis a few grand each for their trouble, can we send them our child molesters too?
…never mind that sill old Constit… Consist… you know, the thing.
…now that’s a Jan 6 insurrection, Lefties. Somehow, our guys missed beheadings.
…because a month without booze is like sending a eunuch to an orgy: a pointless gesture.
…well, if they’re all like Elizabeth Warren and AOC, hardly surprising.
…and CTRL-F shows no mention of Chinese cities in the article. Strange…
…and your company is just the one to sell us that vaccine, right?
…those nasty old German Nazis having been so much in favor of an armed citizenry, of course.
And now, for the first time, the 2022 Train Smash Chronicles:
…let the Train Smash begin !!!!!!
From the Dept. Of Covidiocy:
And ’tis now time for INSIGNIFICA:
…see the above “eunuch at an orgy” comment re: alcohol-free gin.
…technically speaking, all ejaculations are premature, as my old friend Patterson used to say.
And speaking of “penis pads”, here’s Reader favorite Rhian Sugden:
No more need be said.