Category: Bad News

Along with thum pithy commentary, ath alwayth.

…too bad she can’t run for our presidency.

…yeah, all those Comanche hospitals we burned, those Kiowa highways we destroyed, and let’s not even talk about the Cheyenne motor industry… or this Apache theater:

…I guess I missed the memo where a foreign government figurehead gets to tell people how to spend their own money.

…a.k.a. the “we break it, you fix it” management style.

…a.k.a the “we’ll cause your prices to rise, but you have to lower them anyway” school of economics.

…to the hearty relief of airline passengers everywhere,  What a goat rodeo that was.

…I think this “creative shaming” needs a little acknowledgment, not censure.  As my homies say, “Bitch had it comin’.”

…I guess his (terminal) blood cancer had nothing to do with it.

…in other words, “Wah wah wah I didn’t get invited even though I’m a homo and should therefore have been at the head of the line.”

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

And once again, we solve the eternal puzzle of why men play professional football:

 

Here we go again:

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…not to mention all that “undocumented shopping” going on.

…doing the job that the Feddle Gummint won’t, the motherfuckers.

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…more like a by-product of American feminism, but whatever.

…you mean, like when Trump was President?

…and you’re absolutely not a fucking fascist, you rancid old bitch.

…to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

…you mean, Future POTUS DeSantis.

From the Dept. Of Suckage:

…sad, but understandable.  Thanks for all the hard work, guys.

MORE FALLOUT FROM THE “JON GRUDEN EMAIL SCANDAL”
…and if I gave a shit about the NFL or what it was doing, this would be upsetting.

And now, some more INSIGNIFICA:

   

And speaking of things being good enough to eat:

Call me a far right-wing extremist, then… and by the way, Bone Daddy’s “burnt ends” are addictive.

News, like Nancy Pelosi’s drink problem, barely worth commentary.

…once again the really interesting thing about this is that over one third of the people think that President Braindead is doing an okay job.

…dog bites man news:  socialists have never known how an economy works.

…oh yes it can.  Forever.

…and in solidarity, I bought a box of Frosted Flakes for the first time in nearly twenty-five years.

…when as any fule kno, the correct acronym is LGBTOSTFU.

…I think I’d need a thousand-odd words to write that article, myself.

From the Heart Of Stone Dept.:

…and stop that laughing.

Almost as good, from the Dept. Of Irony:

…imagine walking in Washington D.C.  What idiots.

…anyone who’s ever worked in retail will understand this one.

…anyone who has ever tried to find parking in an English village will know exactly how this came about.

…not surprising, as SNL hasn’t been funny since the 1990s.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

    

…and:

Nice that we’re all here to bear witness to the Fall…