Category: Bad News

Bringing you the usual mix of pointless, stupid and crappy stuff.  Also the sorta-news.

…key word:  India.

…the difficult part is not involving Hillary Clinton in the process, because no one will believe a Kamala Harris suicide.

…just wait till they actually get to see some.

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…Rope.  Tree.  Nadler.  Some assembly required.

…not nice to refer to our beloved FBI as “tools”, but here we are.

And a few headlines from the department of :

…not to mention that it makes them think of eeeevil guns.

…all the hundreds of Nazi-loving actors who ever played Hitler could not be reached for comment.  Best part:  Mirren is a howling Lefty.

…good.  Let’s go back to calling them perverts. sickos and Clintons.

…how about:

…too strong?

And in an unusual display of common sense:

…next on the list:  Afghans, now that the Great Satan is no longer in their country and peace has been restored.

…what he said.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

…actually, there’s no “could” about it.  As the holder of a foreign title, Markle is Constitutionally prevented from being President.  LOL.

Finally, from a hardworking wife and mother:

…and because:

…here ya go:

Hey, for a quarter-million bucks a year, I’m just surprised there aren’t more of them.  Or maybe there are, but how would I know?  (I feel a spin-off post coming…)

When will it ever end?

…I always suspected something like that was going on.

…this is going to end well, just not for him.

Dept. Of Irony:

…guess she wasn’t really her best friend after all.

From the Josef Goebbels Memorial Wing:

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And in medical news:

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…this being Italy, she probably said that just to protect her cousin.

From the Karma Is A Cold Bitch Department:

…no reports on how many people showed up at his funeral, or whether there was laughter.

And from the Department Of The Blindingly Obvious:

and:

…where would we be without polls and reports?

…no doubt, the Jews will be blamed.  Again.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

   

…I suppose that means we’ll be stuck with the Kardashians and Lizzo forever.  Hand me the pills, Simon.

…a.k.a. the “Frozen” Syndrome.

…it might have been even worse had we actually seen Gaga’s well-trodden pudenda.

And here’s Marilyn, just so that everyone can see what I’m talking about:

Not even close.

Lotta stupid stuff to report today, same ol’ same ol’.

…probably just out of curiosity;  because they sure as hell aren’t going to DO anything about it, the feckless twerps.

…that “math” thing being entirely a product of White men, of course, and therefore raycisss to the core.

…watch them all disappear, to reappear later taped to doorways, hanging from trees and used in place of face masks.

…or what we in Normal America would call a prima facie cause for necessary self-defense.

…as one wonders when or what kind of citizen response will follow — if any.

…NO.  That being the answer to the question, “Can Vice-President Token get any more stupid?”

…yeah, that’s going to work so well with China and India, to name but two.  Pure fantasy, like all the rest of this climate bullshit.  And then there’s this:

… LOL.  And the coup de grace:

…take that, round-eyed bastards.

…but the Swedes are only useful as a model for sky-high taxes, cradle-to-grave welfare systems and other Lefty tropes.  On this topic, however, they’re to be ignored as “outliers”.

From the Dept. of Total Suckage:

…Graeme Edge was dubbed “Mr. Metronome” by other drummers.  R.I.P.

…lessee:  guy wears a dress to a trade show, then gets all butt-hurt when he’s called “a man in a dress”?  FFS, he doesn’t even look like a chick, except maybe in certain bars in Greenwich Village.

And now for the ever-irrelevant INSIGNIFICA:

 

…that would be THIS Christine McGuinness: 

 

 

…even though we’ve already seen just about every part of her exposed, we can still end on a cheery note.

About as bad as usual, hence the level of commentary.

…death by mannequin:  now there’s a fine tombstone epitaph.

…I didn’t even know that New Mexico had any GOP voters, let alone an organization.

…exactly who is this “we” you speak of?

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…you married a rock star and expected to be treated like a princess?

…much as I care nothing for this issue, I should point out to the Ginger Whinger that as this ceremony is being held in the United States, he has a First Amendment right — you know, the one he didn’t “get” — to wear his old lieutenant’s uniform from his tours of duty in Afghanistan — it’s the only part of his pre-Meghan life that we respect anyway.

…key phrase:  South Africa.

…okay, I just made this one up.  Or did I?

And now, some  INSIGNIFICA:

   

And:

…that’s it:  they’re doomed.

Finally, from the Dept. of Total Suckage:

…and the world mourns.

   

All the news that’s unfit for anything except derisive laughter.

…supply, meet demand.

…which means that Ice-T was wearing whiteface?  I’m offended.

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…just wasn’t his year, was it?  Bad decisions, one after another.

…Man U fans being renowned for their own good behavior and manners.

…looks like you can go “full evil”.  And as for the cops, they went “full incompetent” for thirty years.

…let’s hear it (again) for a nationalized health service.

…hey, I was just about to say that to her.

…am I the only one who isn’t shocked by either of the above?

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

   

…to be honest, all that means is that she’s not infertile.

Finally:

…and who has never wanted to do that?  As for Miss Alessandra:

And no, I had no idea who she was before this, either.  Model, or something.