Category: Bad News

News, like Nancy Pelosi’s drink problem, barely worth commentary.

…once again the really interesting thing about this is that over one third of the people think that President Braindead is doing an okay job.

…dog bites man news:  socialists have never known how an economy works.

…oh yes it can.  Forever.

…and in solidarity, I bought a box of Frosted Flakes for the first time in nearly twenty-five years.

…when as any fule kno, the correct acronym is LGBTOSTFU.

…I think I’d need a thousand-odd words to write that article, myself.

From the Heart Of Stone Dept.:

…and stop that laughing.

Almost as good, from the Dept. Of Irony:

…imagine walking in Washington D.C.  What idiots.

…anyone who’s ever worked in retail will understand this one.

…anyone who has ever tried to find parking in an English village will know exactly how this came about.

…not surprising, as SNL hasn’t been funny since the 1990s.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

    

…and:

Nice that we’re all here to bear witness to the Fall…

News presented as though it matters.

…and right on cue:

…and homeschoolers see their numbers increase.  Until homeschoolers are also classed as “domestic terrorists” by the DOJ.

…in other news, Stevie Wonder decries the color of his car.

…also:

…and if you think that the second is not a maskirovka of the former, I have a NY bridge to sell you.

…and why not?  It makes the same kind of sense all his other nominations have made.

…you don’t say.  And because only 40% of the population vaccinated, death and chaos will ensue.

…says the man who still hasn’t realized that a) he’s pretty much irrelevant by now and b) that we’re going to ignore everything he says.

…if they were, I might just register as a Republican.  As it is, though…

…looking for a) a conscience and b) equal treatment from the Left is a pointless exercise.

From the Heart Of Stone Department:

…this could only be funnier if the passenger turned out to be the groom.

And from the Department of the Blindingly Obvious:

…and in other news, Japan surrenders after A-bomb dropped on Nagasaki.

…okay, we’ll just go back to calling them “mothers-to-be”, until all those pregnant men start objecting to that too.

And INSIGNIFICA:

 

…because they want to close their money-losing magazine for good  [sic].

And as a reminder of what Playboy models used to look like:

No girly-boy can ever compete… but that’s not gonna stop the Super-Woke descendants of Hugh Hefner, is it?

News that can be trusted, because it comes from TV, the newspapers and the Internet.

…and to think that we men used to get into trouble for referring to women as “life support systems for pussy”.

…key word:  France.  And ladies, if you and the Mister are in financial difficulties, watch out what he gives you to drink, or at least hide the videocam.

…there go the Republicans, under-achieving as always. I can think of at least seven, without even working at it.

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…from both sides of the blockage.

…but the national origins of said criminal clans?  A complete mystery.

…they owed him one after turning down the gun-hater to head up the ATF.

,,,being too busy forming their own.

…fixed it for them, the woke journo bastards.

…vive la France.

…why am I not surprised by this?  Best part is all those diet-conscious people who believed in the Diet Coke/Pepsi bullshit and felt virtuous about their choice are probably feeling like proper idiots right now.

…and in Comments, your suggestions for our new country’s name.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

…I think we all know at least one woman like this.

…in Georgia, this news item would appear in the “Upcoming Weddings” section of the paper.

…tough broads, those Scottish totties.

…and when you see the pic, you’ll see why she had no difficulty at all.

Finally, here’s someone in the news:

     

Okay, Charlotte Hawkins is actually a newsreader on Brit TV, so technically I’m correct…

…which includes some actual news, this time.  I’ll let y’all decide which.

…Biden said he’d been misquoted, and clarified his earlier statement by saying “We can cure cancer by drinking water.”

…when we’ve lost the Swiss, it’s all over.

…and the nation panics.

…key word:  Houston.  In Dallas, it would have been four or five times.

…and despite its surreal headline, it’s actually a worthwhile story.

From the Dept. of the Blindingly Obvious:

…which includes vaccines for measles, smallpox, TB, you name it.

And speaking of the Third World:

…when asked for comment, African and Australian government officials just giggled like little girls.

…yeah, let’s see in ten years’ time whether her home-raised kids do better than any other nine kids picked at random who graduated from a state school.

…make it “String him up!” and I might be interested.

…and you thought your stuff was safe in the bank?  Silly rabbit.

…which used to be called “slut” and “cuckold”, back in the day.

Which leads us to some more INSIGNIFICA:

…causing neighborhood house values to plummet — not because he’s Black, but because he’s Kanye raving loony West.

…key word:  Australia.  (Ha!  you thought I was going to say “Manchester”, didn’t you?)

…and for those unfamiliar with the term (bless you), it means she’ll fuck anything or anyone.  Like we hadn’t already guessed that.

..which article is of interest to no one, except that it contains pictures of Paige Spirinac, who looks like this:

I think you all get the picture(s)…