Category: Bad News

News even sillier than normal — whatever “normal” means.

…like nobody saw this coming.

…and that’s  because there is no specific plot.  Actually, the violence will come from either the Biden Administration or its paramilitary groups, like Antifa or the FBI.  There’s far more evidence of that.

…they should send it all to Africa, where it will rot in warehouses without ever reaching the people who need it most — like most aid sent there.

….and only our State Department couldn’t see this coming:

…proving once and for all that we should have just nuked the place instead of invading it.

On a related note from another Muslim shithole:

…ah yes, that “Muslim enlightenment” shows its face.  Likewise:

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And now, a Corona break:

 
…and:

…meanwhile:

…the next funeral for Irony will be held at a time TBA.

…although I always thought Robin was just Batman’s rent-boy, so this might actually be an improvement.

…my question is:  when the hell did 11-year-olds start having proms?

From the “You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh” department:

…I guess temper tantrums  sometimes have consequences.  Key word: Russia.

Now comes the time for sex:

…yup;  once he got his cherry popped, the government lost all interest.

…Dr. Kim sez:  sometimes a threesome can be beneficial.

…surprisingly good advice.  Cue feministical outrage in 3…2…1…

…for those who missed it, her “abs” are that little bit under the overhang.

And on the same topic, more or less:

Ellen Davies, now 21, from London, decided to change her lifestyle aged 16 when she was forced to travel two hours to find a prom dress that would fit her

…but trust me:  you really don’t want to see the “Before” pics.

Here’s a better example:

After yesterday’s rather bleak Roundup, today’s is 100% INSIGNIFICA.

…FFS, weren’t the endless fairy movies enough for the Tolkien groupies?

…key word:  Brazil, where the legal age of consent is 14.

…given the circumstances, I’m surprised it isn’t more common.

…left a note?  After eight days of fucking bagpipes, I’d be getting stabby and shooty.

…my question:  did the kids have to be informed of the vile parents’ porno trip?

…oh FFS, lock up your sons.  No man should.

…or, the caffeine/sugar equivalent of two Classic Cokes.  No big deal.

And some gratuitous pics of Duncan’s house Nigora:

 
…yeah, I know.  But she’s a Slav, so it’s not rayciss.

Oh, and one last piece of good news:

…that karma thing…

Our special FUCK THE COVID/GOVERNMENT feature.  First off:

…which is what we should have been doing all along.  Instead:

…good question, Tuck.

…so much for me visiting New Orleans over Labor Day, then.  And speaking of parties:

…you’re all thinking what I’m thinking, right?  500 fatal WuFlu fatalities in a week’s time?

…I know, NYFC.  Still…it could be worse, like in Australia.

…and speaking of terror:

…if you don’t get an instant RCOB when reading this, I don’t wanna talk to you no more.

And the Scots can’t be left behind:

…there’s no tyrant can compete with a bitter lesbian.

Anyway, I’ve been told that I shouldn’t yell at the fucking government about the WuFlu crap all the time, so here’s a public service announcement (ahem):

Okay, that’s enough WuFlu.  Let’s just look at some day-to-day government bastardy:

…Fatboi signs yet another unenforceable law.

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…brace yourself for another RCOB… and I don’t even like alpacas.

…one can only imagine…

And finally:

…either the Belarus gummint did it, or he had some dirt on the Clintons.

No Gratuitous Chick Pics today, I’m in a bad mood.

All the news that makes you want to kill something, or somebody.

…except for the guy below:

…stroking after stroking, in other words.

…I don’t want to sound unsympathetic, but it serves him right.  A pensioner’s job is to putter around the workshop or garden, grumble with his buddies at the diner or shooting range, and play with his grandchildren — not that cycling over mountains bullshit.

…Giggsy is a well-known Grade A deluxe asshole, but I still wanna hear his side of the story — because there have been times in my life, I swear…

…like Socialists, who keep doing the same dumb shit for generations even though it always fails.

…as long as “very high walls” are included in the architects’ plans.  (To guard against all those White supremacist groups in D.C., of course.)

…okay, quit that derisive laughter, willya?

…cool.  Enjoy the coming apocalypse, y’all.

…fake news, never happened — because private ownership of handguns is illegal in Britishland.

…some guy pulls a Mungo and it’s all about the protest violence.

…LOL.  The irony?  This supposedly happened in snooty University Park and Highland Park (a.k.a. “Park Cities”), which have voted reliably Democrat since, well, forever.

Time for another dump of pics that are just taking up space on my hard drive [sic].  This time it’s someone named Nicola McLean:

So much for the news.