Category: Bad News

News that’s so stomach-churning, it requires little comment, e.g. England losing to Italy in the European Cup Final by penalty shoot-off:

…oooh, who said Brexit wasn’t going to hurt?

…but as government so often tells us under such circumstances:  “If you have nothing to hide, you should have nothing to worry about.”

And showing us how to do it:

…if only Hungarian wasn’t such a difficult language to learn.

“GAY GROUP: ‘WE’LL CONVERT YOUR CHILDREN.’” As sung by the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus. (via Insty)
…at least one of those terms is redundant.

…I don’t know who will benefit most from this reversal but given the source, I’m willing to bet it’s Chinese nationals.

Now let’s get to the kind of news that interests everybody.

…someone that delusional just has to be a lifelong Democrat voter.

…which is probably the same percentage of women who have an orgasm during sex. If that.

But to raise the average, we have instances like this:

…welcome to my world, age 15.

And lest we think it’s all orgasms and sweetness and light, there’s this:

…wait till you read the details.  Yowzer.

But now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

    

Finally, the usual smut:  last time we saw the Butt Squad, they were being arrested in Dubai:

Apparently, that wasn’t enough for them, because they’ve done it again.  And they support the England football team:

I think they’re quite charming.

All the news that’s either self-evident, pointless or laughable.

…which should come as a surprise to precisely… nobody.

…good question.  Also, unanswerable.

…oh man, we are SO fucked.

…of course, there’s no revenue incentive for the government to do this, oh no.

…or, in American terms, ninety-three 3-strikes — and only the daughter got more than a year.

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…why shouldn’t he?  After all, Romney’s also a Democrat.

…Cosby, Clinton;  potato, potahto.

…what I want to know is:  who are the 43% who think we have the same or more?  And can we stop them from voting?

…yeah, duh.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

…look on the bright side:  he could have taken you with him.

…no news on the effect Mr. Piledriver had on his partner.

…silly girl;  go to the gym and sell tickets.  Sheesh, some people just have no clue.

…key word:  California.

And speaking of underage kids, this is Deva Cassel (16):

Pretty, huh?  Not surprising;  here’s her mother.

 

Yes, that’s Monica Bellucci.

With commentary briefer than this bikini bottom:

When you’ve quite finished…

…just in case these pricks haven’t frightened enough people.

…what they mean is:  don’t have sex.  Talking to a couple thousand good-looking youngsters all by themselves, in peak physical condition;  yep, that’s going to work.

…yes, because if prices rise, people buy less.  Only fools and MBAs (some overlap) think that increasing prices will boost sales.

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…yeah:  syphilis. gonorrhea, chlamydia, HIV, no problem.  But the WuFlu?  Outta here, bitches.

…I might have fallen in love with her, until I saw her face.  Key word:  Manchester.

…oh he can’t be dangerous… look, they even gave him a name.  Wales wins again.

…to be yet the latest product to see sales drop though the floor.  Wait till you see who the main model is…

…I expected Africa for this one;  but given how most of Africa seems to be “migrating” to Spain, maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised.

…hey, go ahead and pick another national flag which does.  Then fuck off and live there.

…and she looks pretty much how you’d expect her to look.  One would hope that the 8-a-day activity would involve only one man, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

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…and this surprises you because…?

And finally, some wives that might be worth fighting the husband for:

Blake Lively:

Tamzin Outhwaite:

Rachel Weisz (yeah, she’s married to 007;  it’s a movie character):

And lastly, someone who needs no introduction:

Now… where did I put those brass knuckles?

With commentary so pithy, you’d think it wath yellow.

…that’s what happens when you impregnate your much-younger wife, you old goat.

…what I’d like to know is:  who the fuck scheduled Sex Ed classes for first-graders in the first place?

…because Britain isn’t France.

…and because said harpy is a woman, she’s only banned from teaching — as opposed to going to jail had this been a male teacher.

…I think that “being fired” should be included in their “lived experience”, but no doubt someone will have a problem with this.

…but Lakeview (Chicago) and West Hollywood (L.A.) beg to differ.

…welcome to London, Dad.  Just wait till you go to a pub and order a pint of ale.

…there goes my bulk order of Aguila Match .22 LR.

…how’s that “religion of peace” thing working out, then?

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And yes, it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

   

Frankly, I think most of my Readers would prefer not to look at La Gwyneth’s teeny lil’ floppies.  Here’s Kelly:

Have mercy.