Category: Bad News

With commentary briefer than this bikini bottom:

When you’ve quite finished…

…just in case these pricks haven’t frightened enough people.

…what they mean is:  don’t have sex.  Talking to a couple thousand good-looking youngsters all by themselves, in peak physical condition;  yep, that’s going to work.

…yes, because if prices rise, people buy less.  Only fools and MBAs (some overlap) think that increasing prices will boost sales.

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…yeah:  syphilis. gonorrhea, chlamydia, HIV, no problem.  But the WuFlu?  Outta here, bitches.

…I might have fallen in love with her, until I saw her face.  Key word:  Manchester.

…oh he can’t be dangerous… look, they even gave him a name.  Wales wins again.

…to be yet the latest product to see sales drop though the floor.  Wait till you see who the main model is…

…I expected Africa for this one;  but given how most of Africa seems to be “migrating” to Spain, maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised.

…hey, go ahead and pick another national flag which does.  Then fuck off and live there.

…and she looks pretty much how you’d expect her to look.  One would hope that the 8-a-day activity would involve only one man, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

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…and this surprises you because…?

And finally, some wives that might be worth fighting the husband for:

Blake Lively:

Tamzin Outhwaite:

Rachel Weisz (yeah, she’s married to 007;  it’s a movie character):

And lastly, someone who needs no introduction:

Now… where did I put those brass knuckles?

With commentary so pithy, you’d think it wath yellow.

…that’s what happens when you impregnate your much-younger wife, you old goat.

…what I’d like to know is:  who the fuck scheduled Sex Ed classes for first-graders in the first place?

…because Britain isn’t France.

…and because said harpy is a woman, she’s only banned from teaching — as opposed to going to jail had this been a male teacher.

…I think that “being fired” should be included in their “lived experience”, but no doubt someone will have a problem with this.

…but Lakeview (Chicago) and West Hollywood (L.A.) beg to differ.

…welcome to London, Dad.  Just wait till you go to a pub and order a pint of ale.

…there goes my bulk order of Aguila Match .22 LR.

…how’s that “religion of peace” thing working out, then?

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And yes, it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

   

Frankly, I think most of my Readers would prefer not to look at La Gwyneth’s teeny lil’ floppies.  Here’s Kelly:

Have mercy.

The news is a little old today, but then so am I.

…key word: “Italian”.

…that’s the Arabs for you:  always late to the party.

…hasn’t this turd’s expiration date come and gone yet?

…next up:  Benedict Cumberbatch is auditioning for the character of Kunta Kinte in the remake of Roots.  Because diversity.

…but wait;  that’s not the best part of the story:
Brown said he filed a report with the Atlanta Police Department.
…and a memorial service for Irony will be held tomorrow.  And the real news:
Atlanta Cops Are Still Laughing Themselves Silly.

...simple solution:  tell people when they make their reservations that you’ll be holding them for 10 minutes and not a second longer.  Then issue your hostesses with stopwatches.

…and another growth industry comes to Texas.  That said, I’ll believe it when I can go into Guns ‘R’ Us and buy one over the counter without filling in any paperwork.

And now for INSIGNIFICA (and pretty horrible they are, too):

   

And speaking of horrible:

…no link;  you think I want to lose ALL my Readers?

…the only way I would be interested in this would be if the nanny had been caught giving the Royal Ginger a BJ.

Speaking of gingers:

…here’s her knee before the boo-boo:

Now go to work.  Only three more days to Friday.