Category: Bad News

Some bad news, some good news, all treated with scorn, skepticism and a large helping of sarcasm.

…this is actually excellent news.  The Tranny Formerly Known As Bruce is very conservative, politically speaking, and I can’t wait for the Democrats to go through this:

… off the top of my head:  avoid looking at pics of Nancy Pelosi, watching President Braindead’s press conferences, and seeing a Gay Pride parade, to name but three.

…they panic, I see it as ethnic Darwinism.  And that includes the morons who think that vaccines are a Gummint plot to alter their DNA / install a tracking system / [insert loony reason of choice here]

…‘cos they’re just teeny little girls.  Who should be executed with just teeny little bullets.

…never having regretted a one-night stand, I’m untouched by this.  And in similar vein:

…my suggestion (says Dr. Kim) :  hook up with this couple.  That would teach her.

…not that either of these posturing pustules has ever flown on Southwest, of course;  but just to be safe, they should be put on Southwest’s private no-fly list.

…considering that United is already on my “don’t fly with them under any circumstances” list, I don’t have to worry about crashing because of Token Pilot Shawanda  (formerly Jamal) Washington’s screwup.

…as if 2021 wasn’t going to be bad enough.

…when you consider the lifetime’s teasing he’s had to endure because of his name, it’s amazing that this only happened when he was 38.  Anyway, he’s now “the late” so we need say no more about him.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA (no links because ugh):

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Finally, some outstanding views news , seeing as it’s Masters Week:

…putting the SCHWING!  back into golf:

   
   

…and then there’s this kind of news:

…which is when the Border Patrol should have started shooting, “to protect the senators’ lives”.

…can’t see why she’s upset; it saves her having to move twice, when President Braindead is tossed out of the WH.

…which in the case of classical music, is clearly true.

And still on the theme of “Campus Foolishness”:

…which is fine — just as long as the total cost of reparations is added to their student loans.

…somebody please tell me this is an April Fool’s Day joke.

…and if you thought the Eyeties were being overrun by Arab and African refugees before…

…cue sad violin music:

…no doubt just the latest in a whole series of kitchen screwups which finally caused him to snap.

…hamster, meet Mr. Garbage Disposal.

…just the latest in our “Extreme Self-Delusion” series.

Now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

    

And finally:

Okay, I admit that this particular pic wasn’t in the actual photo shoot, but whatever.

All the news that’s fit to ignore, laugh at, or take as a signal to start the shooting.

…and here I thought it was being caused by militant feministicals.

…nothing like encouraging a culture of snitching to build esprit de corps.

…not the best way to get carpet burns, really.  Key word:  Edinburgh.

…California Gauleiter Gavin Newsom was not available for comment.

…what’s a little thing like “law” when it comes to acting like a dictator?

…key word:  Australia.

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…given that FC Dallas’s U-15 boys’ team recently beat your gaggle of lesbians 5-2, I wonder how well you  would do against the likes of Lionel Messi, Harry Kane, Ronaldo and Robert Lewandowski, seeing as you want to earn their kind of money?

…strange how it takes a ministerial order for the Brits to do for a year what we do every day Over Here.

…and it’s not even the Babylon Bee.

…funny how everybody calls the U.S. The Great Satan;  and yet when the shit hits the fan, nobody ever calls on the Norwegians or Swedes for assistance.

And now:  Insignifica

   
 

Finally, your ***REAL*** news:

…and for proof of said boo-boo:

Ankles?  Didn’t know she had ’em.

Get well soon, chica!