Category: Bad News

Our special FUCK THE COVID/GOVERNMENT feature.  First off:

…which is what we should have been doing all along.  Instead:

…good question, Tuck.

…so much for me visiting New Orleans over Labor Day, then.  And speaking of parties:

…you’re all thinking what I’m thinking, right?  500 fatal WuFlu fatalities in a week’s time?

…I know, NYFC.  Still…it could be worse, like in Australia.

…and speaking of terror:

…if you don’t get an instant RCOB when reading this, I don’t wanna talk to you no more.

And the Scots can’t be left behind:

…there’s no tyrant can compete with a bitter lesbian.

Anyway, I’ve been told that I shouldn’t yell at the fucking government about the WuFlu crap all the time, so here’s a public service announcement (ahem):

Okay, that’s enough WuFlu.  Let’s just look at some day-to-day government bastardy:

…Fatboi signs yet another unenforceable law.

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…brace yourself for another RCOB… and I don’t even like alpacas.

…one can only imagine…

And finally:

…either the Belarus gummint did it, or he had some dirt on the Clintons.

No Gratuitous Chick Pics today, I’m in a bad mood.

All the news that makes you want to kill something, or somebody.

…except for the guy below:

…stroking after stroking, in other words.

…I don’t want to sound unsympathetic, but it serves him right.  A pensioner’s job is to putter around the workshop or garden, grumble with his buddies at the diner or shooting range, and play with his grandchildren — not that cycling over mountains bullshit.

…Giggsy is a well-known Grade A deluxe asshole, but I still wanna hear his side of the story — because there have been times in my life, I swear…

…like Socialists, who keep doing the same dumb shit for generations even though it always fails.

…as long as “very high walls” are included in the architects’ plans.  (To guard against all those White supremacist groups in D.C., of course.)

…okay, quit that derisive laughter, willya?

…cool.  Enjoy the coming apocalypse, y’all.

…fake news, never happened — because private ownership of handguns is illegal in Britishland.

…some guy pulls a Mungo and it’s all about the protest violence.

…LOL.  The irony?  This supposedly happened in snooty University Park and Highland Park (a.k.a. “Park Cities”), which have voted reliably Democrat since, well, forever.

Time for another dump of pics that are just taking up space on my hard drive [sic].  This time it’s someone named Nicola McLean:

So much for the news.

Ohnoherewegoagainwithmorenewsthatdoesn’tmatter…

…ehhh, they all look the same anyway.

…yet another benefit of all that asylum-granting to Third World refugees.

…even among animals, there’s Black-on-White violence?

…did AOC just get a quid pro quo from that BJ she gave the old Commie?  I think we should be told.  And on that topic, sorta:

…Ol’ Snoop was probably referring to rum ‘n Coke, but whatever.

…the funeral for Irony will be held tomorrow.

…errr I’m a little confused.  Is that him or her being quoted?

…which will no doubt be added to the “you’re more likely to be shot by someone you know” trope.

…and in other news, the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor yesterday morning.

Biden Just Said He Wants to Ban Handguns
…file under “Stuff we’ve known about for decades”.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

    
…probably because she’s sick of getting drunken requests for blowjobs at 3am every morning.

Finally:

Well, I know who the first two are.  But Claire Sweeney?  Who she?

Oh yeah, now I remember.  But those were taken when she was a youngin.  She’s fifty now, so…

Okay, still toothsome.  Carry on.

…which is even more trivial and stupid than usual.

…which makes me wonder:  considering that pretty much the only people in Hollywood not socialist are James Woods, Kelsey Grammer, Adam Corolla and Nick Searcy, which one has gone over to the Dark Side?

…and considering that the Mafia, Black Hand and MS-13 are not active in Sweden, who could these gangs be?  Swedish right-wing militants?  Disaffected Swedish film students?  Oh, wait…

…yup, the riots against the Communist Cuban government have all been caused by something Trump did.  FFS, this chick is stupidly evil.

…[insert Polack joke here]  Or maybe it’s because Polish adding machines only go up to five?

…and yet, feminists still want to serve in combat because they’re strong enough.

…personally, I can’t see why they aren’t issued with Tasers.  On the other hand, there are those unruly passengers who insist on three sugars for their coffee… best not.

And some INSIGNIFICA:

 
…and we need to know all this… why?

…actually, it sounds as though it’s more likely because you’re self-centered, boring and unpleasant.

…wait:  you mean that the much-beloved BritGov fucked up a simple clerical task?

…and I think that the muggers should be extradited to Oman to face trial for murder.

Finally:

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