Category: Bad News

New Year’s Eve edition, kept mercifully brief.

…this must be their 21st-century version of “We surrender!”

…I shall just have to Try Harder.  [/Snowball]

…so what have the Romans ever done for us?

…just wasn’t her day, was it?  I’m frankly amazed that this incident actually made it into the newspapers.

…no word on where this happy little family is located, but I’m taking odds on Wales or County Durham in the U.K., and Northern California or Alabama in the U.S.

…with cheap Chinese knock-off vaccines.

And speaking of the ChiComs:

…and Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face could not be reached for comment.

…     

…now I’m not saying I condone this kind of thing, but…

…just kidding, I made that one up.  However… give it a few months.

And to show that journalism isn’t dead yet:

…only if it was a  19th-century selfie taken in a mirror.

Finally, here’s a little something to leave us with that peaceful easy feeling:

Salma Hayek In A Bikini

All the news that’s fit to ignore, has been.  What’s left is below, with abbreviated commentary.  Let’s start with some good news, for a change:

…otherwise known as the “Putting The Grownups In Charge” law.

…of course, this happened in Britishland, where people are being driven insane by all the lockdown nonsense.  Here, the “vigilante” would have been shot by a concerned bystander.

Never mind, we have this to look forward to:

…oh well, if someone from Yale tells us that, we can trust it, can’t we?

…not that I care what this demented old fucker says, but let me tell you all, the minute I get vaccinated, I’m outta here.  Mostly to get away from him and his equally-horrible vice-president:

…considering she worships at the Church Of Joseph Stalin The Redeemer, you’ll forgive me if I don’t believe her.

…and people are still wondering why the UK decided to leave the EU.  Not that they aren’t fucking stupid themselves:

…imagine having only CNBC/MSNBC to watch on TV and having to pay a lot of money for the privilege, and you’ll get an idea of what the Brits have to put up with.

…I should also point out that His Wokeness is a vegan.  Just sayin’.

And now, a post-op report:

Bianca Gascoigne shows the results of her breast reduction surgery:

You just have to wonder…

Keeping it short and sweet, like Salma Hayek.

…and if one of my children ever did this to me, they could expect to see their car firebombed or towed.  Which is why they wouldn’t do it.

…as are we all.  These pathetic accommodationists make Neville Chamberlain look like Attila The Hun.

…I report, you decide.

…hey, “Reverend”:  waddya expect from a bunch of gun-totin’ rednecks, anyway?  Kinda like what we expect from a racist hustler from NYfuckenC.

…I was going to refer to these people as “morons”, but it seems redundant, somehow.

…LOL as panic ensues.

…hardly worth commentary, really.  Anyone who’s ever had a Tequila Evening could probably top that story.

…and until recently, New Zealand was always regarded as the “sensible” country in Australasia.

…order away, Joe.  Let’s see how that works out for ya.

…giving a whole new meaning to the term “one-night stand”.

And speaking of short and sweet:

…although frankly, I was amazed to see that the shortass’s feet even reached the ground.

Finally, a couple of my Brit Readers have complained about me giving short shrift to the extraordinary Rhian Sugden on these pages.  Complain no more:

…summarized for your convenience.

…nobody laugh, because we’re quite capable of doing the same here.  Remember these assholes?

…“We had to kill a few people to save them from spreading Covid.”  Now where have I heard something like that before?

…wouldn’t pay 300 cents for it, but that’s just me.

…and she looks pretty much as you’d expect her to look.

…because only socialists can be racist, you see.

…there he goes, trying to live up to everyone’s expectations of him.  Moron.

…you have to sympathize with the photographer: 

That’s Mayor Lightweight with ILGov Fatboi in the background.  No matter which one you choose to blur, the pic’s going to be a fucking nightmare.

As an aside, I want to dispel the rumor that if you look the Mayor in the eye, you’ll be turned to stone.  I can guarantee that upon looking at her, not a single part of your body will start to harden.  To continue:

…they mean “testing”, but we’ve been down this road before.  Try saying “Tesco’s trialling trollies” six times in a row after a couple cocktails, I dare ya.

…thus completely ignoring anyone who did anything actually, you know, athletic over the past year.  Like anyone gives a flying fuck what Sports Illustrated thinks or does anyway.

…I know where it is:  it’s been smuggled into China.  Prove me wrong.

…and never an errant daisycutter bomb when you need one.  You’d think the Russkis would have been all over this target of opportunity, but noooo.

And if you think out TV is bad in the U.S., try the U.K.:

Here’s something from our TV to cheer you up (no, it’s not “The Hanging Of George Soros”  on Bravo, sorry):

Her name is Bárbara Bermudo and yes, she’s on that Mex channel, Univision.

I’m trying to be “inclusive”, here.