Further Back, Thanks

Saw this at Powerline last week, but while I agree with the sentiment, it doesn’t go back far enough.  So I’ve altered it slightly:

For the record, even though the early parts of the 70s were fair —> poor for me, the latter half absolutely rocked.  (I’d give details, but I’m not sure the statute of limitations has expired yet.  Yes, they were that bad.)

The 70s to me meant this:

…and this:

…even though what I was actually driving was one of these:

Also in the 70s:  no PC speech or behavior constraints;  no venereal diseases that couldn’t be treated by a couple shots of penicillin;  a body that not only worked to perfection, but could withstand any kind of ill-treatment I threw at it;  and girlfriends who didn’t have any kids.

Ask me again why I miss those times.

News Roundup

Before you read Teh Headlines below, here’s a little pick-me-up.


looks like that “assimilation” thing is working well for the Krauts.


somebody explain to me why punishment for a crime like this shouldn’t include flaying before execution.


this is me, wearing Sarah Hoyt’s shocked face.


man, I didn’t know that Trump has 60 million campaign workers.


and I’ll believe that poll, as long as “Do you think Blacks are racist?” was one of the questions.


joins Mandela, far too late, in that great Murdering Bastards Club In The Sky.


who?  Oh yeah, the guy who’s going to lose an election by a larger margin than George McGovern.


let’s start more modestly by canceling stupid.


wrong as always, Rather, you lying Commie cocksucker.


the only thing newsworthy about this one is that it wasn’t Nicholas Cage.


I know, I know:  this item no good without pitchurs:

Not quite zero, but close.

News Roundup

…with 0nly occasional links because, really, some things are just not worth getting into any deeper[Extreme Puke Alert]


and in other news, journalists and Democrat politicians sometimes lie.  And speaking of which:


backed up by none other than:

I’d suggest that someone Epsteins this foul Stalinist bitch, but unfortunately, it’s unlikely that the Praetorian Guard will turn on this Caesar.


me neither.  If Texas couldn’t turn purple with Skateboard Jesus  Butt-Boy Beto, it ain’t gonna happen this time.


or 200,000 or 100 million.  Pick a number (except zero), and Fuckhead Fauci will accept it.


yeah, all those guns lying around just got up all by themselves and started shooting at random people in the streets.  Another fucking Marxist (see above) who needs “special treatment” (see:  Pinochet).
And to add a gasoline hose to the fire:


…and therefore:


I would remind everyone that this Castroist lickspittle was elected to office not just once but twice by Noo Yawkers.

But enough politics.  Let’s talk about health, and the lying liars who claim to know what’s best for us.


and eating too little red meat makes you look like a vegan.  Checkmate.


except that last week, we were told that a glass of red wine with dinner “could”  prolong life.

I know what all the above makes me feel like:

Glasses are for amateurs.

News Roundup

Today the topic is Sex, With Added Spice.


provided you’re not having weekly sex with the preteen daughter of a Hell’s Angel, that is.


nice to see that the Garda have solved all the serious crime in Ireland and can now focus on  the activities of consenting adults.


looks like the Scottish rozzers have achieved the same as the Micks.


I would have used “tit-tillating” in that teaser, and you’ll see why if you follow the link.


and “I just got sued because I stretched my chick’s box” might end up being the most successful pickup line ever.


now that’s what I call “Special Ed”.


I’m questioning their sample composition here.  Just about everyone I know — male and female — who was of age during the 1970s has a bigger number than thatAnd I’m excluding my fellow rock musicians of the era from that observation.


I got nothing, except this happened in Utah.


I know, this Roundup is supposed to be all about sex;  but tell me you didn’t at least get the stirrings of a woody when you read that headline.

Just Plain Incompetence

One of the common features of socialist leaders is  incompetence, and one of the best examples is Has-Been POTUS Obama, whose cool demeanor was actually a cover for just that — an inability to make decisions (other than those dictated by Marxist doctrine, of course).  Bad leaders don’t just make bad decisions;  bad leaders, frozen by fear and incompetence, make no decisions.

But the very best example is NYFC Mayor De Blasio who, faced with “popular” demands to “defund the police” has actually done so, even when faced with skyrocketing violence.

Commonsense, of course, is almost a tautology in this regard:  when crime is soaring, that’s precisely the wrong time to reduce police funding and manpower, but as De Blasio firmly believes that the NYPD is the problem — and has always done so — it makes perfect sense (to him) to reduce police effectiveness, whether by funding or by demoralization (which, paradoxically, he has done to perfection).

The fool still has eighteen months in power before he’s term-limited out of office, and even then, the list of replacements, such as it is, seems to indicate that his successor will be of the same ilk.

As anyone with a brain can see where this is heading, and there’s no Rudy Giuliani to ride to the rescue.  New York is sunk, and will become no different from all the other third-World socialist armpits around the world.

Given NYFC’s malevolent influence on the rest of the country (gun control, failed social policies, out-of-control welfare spending, the aforementioned crime wave and the New York Times) has been a cancer on American society for too long, and prudence would suggest that the federal government steps aside completely and lets it implode just as Detroit, Chicago and the other cities have done.  The denizens of the Big Apple have voted themselves democratically [sic]  into this situation and, to paraphrase H.L. Mencken’s Seventh Maxim, they deserve to get their comeuppance, good and hard.

Sadly, all the bad things about New York are just as prevalent in Washington D.C., a fact which De Blasio and all the other mayoral Marxists are counting on for their salvation.