Category: Bad News

As always, long on snark, short on words.

…and Aldi’s “every-day-low-price” image goes down the drain.

…so if you hear a strange sound in the night, reach for that face mask, folks.  Although I can’t help thinking that a mask of Nancy Pelosi‘s face might work better than an AR to frighten off burglars.  And speaking of which:

…nice to see that Congress is dealing with all the important issues that concern us the most.  And speaking of PelosiNews:

…earlier reports that it was Chuck Schumer’s actual head were, sadly, incorrect.

…and that’s too bad.  If anyone is in dire need of a redesigned persona, it’s Billy Ray’s tarty little girl.

…and the girls’ parents in all this were… where, exactly?  Not walking on the beach with their daughters, that’s for sure.  As much as I want the three men castrated, I also want the parents to be flogged in the public square for letting their daughters go out, un-chaperoned, on a night renowned for drunken licentiousness.

…which has lasted too long as it is (by about three years).

…not that I’ll ever watch either of these things, but in the reign of Emperor Kim, TV shows “based on (some) reality” will be forced to carry a “Mostly Bullshit” disclaimer.

And a funny:

New Year’s Eve edition, kept mercifully brief.

…this must be their 21st-century version of “We surrender!”

…I shall just have to Try Harder.  [/Snowball]

…so what have the Romans ever done for us?

…just wasn’t her day, was it?  I’m frankly amazed that this incident actually made it into the newspapers.

…no word on where this happy little family is located, but I’m taking odds on Wales or County Durham in the U.K., and Northern California or Alabama in the U.S.

…with cheap Chinese knock-off vaccines.

And speaking of the ChiComs:

…and Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face could not be reached for comment.

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…now I’m not saying I condone this kind of thing, but…

…just kidding, I made that one up.  However… give it a few months.

And to show that journalism isn’t dead yet:

…only if it was a  19th-century selfie taken in a mirror.

Finally, here’s a little something to leave us with that peaceful easy feeling:

Salma Hayek In A Bikini

All the news that’s fit to ignore, has been.  What’s left is below, with abbreviated commentary.  Let’s start with some good news, for a change:

…otherwise known as the “Putting The Grownups In Charge” law.

…of course, this happened in Britishland, where people are being driven insane by all the lockdown nonsense.  Here, the “vigilante” would have been shot by a concerned bystander.

Never mind, we have this to look forward to:

…oh well, if someone from Yale tells us that, we can trust it, can’t we?

…not that I care what this demented old fucker says, but let me tell you all, the minute I get vaccinated, I’m outta here.  Mostly to get away from him and his equally-horrible vice-president:

…considering she worships at the Church Of Joseph Stalin The Redeemer, you’ll forgive me if I don’t believe her.

…and people are still wondering why the UK decided to leave the EU.  Not that they aren’t fucking stupid themselves:

…imagine having only CNBC/MSNBC to watch on TV and having to pay a lot of money for the privilege, and you’ll get an idea of what the Brits have to put up with.

…I should also point out that His Wokeness is a vegan.  Just sayin’.

And now, a post-op report:

Bianca Gascoigne shows the results of her breast reduction surgery:

You just have to wonder…