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June 10, 2020 Kim du Toit Bad News

With commentary so tart(y), you’ll think you just bit on a lemon:

…and I agree. Unfortunately, I disagree with Spartacus in that the “policing” I’m thinking of is not the Plano P.D., but all the wokescolds who are making our lives miserable by, for example, calling us racists just because we dare mention the fact that Blacks commit more crime on a per-capita basis than Whites. And speaking of these idiots:

…I just don’t think the “hole” this is going to affect will be one you will enjoy. [scratching Minneapolis from the list of places to visit, forever] As a wise man once said:

…no doubt the first of many — and those who stay deserve everything that happens to them.

…if this story doesn’t make you giggle like a schoolgirl, I don’t wanna talk to you no more.

…I don’t think that’s a very polite way to describe their immigrant problem.

…then pick two, you rancid tart, just like the rest of us have to do when it comes to work, family and hobbies.

…wait, Roller Girl is 50? Fucking hell, I’m getting old.

Pharoah Had It Easy

June 8, 2020 Kim du Toit Bad News

2020 has been interesting, plague-wise:

First, the Chinkvirus:

Next, Asian Murder Hornets:

Then, an infestation of BLM/Pantifas:

What could possibly come next in this foul year?

Yup.

Which means that Florida and all the other Gulf of Mexico states are officially banned.

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June 5, 2020 Kim du Toit Bad News

Short takes, hot cakes:

…only 2 million? I think we can do better.

…okay, we’re all gonna die.

…and then again, maybe not. Make up your fucking minds.

…actually, I agree with Biden. Except that the social composition of my 15 percent will be vastly different from his.

…and the mssiles will launch in 5… 4… 3...

…which means it’s time for crowd control, Kim-style:

And now, a special Texas section (and aren’t we special?)

…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.

…in the Texas idiom: somebody needs killing (and it’s not the “racists and MAGA people”).

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June 3, 2020 Kim du Toit Bad News

Short and messy, kinda like this. And now a quick look at some relevant news:

…just remember that it cuts both ways, assholes.

(no link because why waste Readers’ time?)
…hey George: stick to banging yer lawyer wife or making Oceans movies. And speaking of lawyers:

…like anyone cares what this bunch of Commie shysters thinks.

Here’s one news item that doesn’t even need a comment from me, ol’ Tuck says it all:

Tucker Carlson Hauls Off On Asshole Republicans (my headline).

…sounds okay to me, especially on seeing this:

…so, Mr. Law-And-Order President: when, exactly, will the 82nd Airborne be sent in with orders to shoot to kill?

…and I agree. Let’s start by eliminating no-knock raids, asset forfeiture and your fucking armored cars.

…

And finally, on a much lighter note:

…that’s okay. A lot of women can’t measure up to a good wank, either.

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May 29, 2020 Kim du Toit Bad News

Not The Nine O’Clock News, and no Pamela Stephenson, either.

…I guess I missed where Angela Merkel has reopened Dachau, Buchenwald, Ravensbrück and Bergen-Belsen.

…we already knew you bastards work like that, you rancid old Commie bitch, but thanks for reminding us.

…in the U.S., if Daddy’s 13-year-old daughter had started sleeping with a 34-year-old man, he’d have used the sickle on Loverboy. But Islam.

…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.

…or maybe it was because of Mayor Hairdo’s lockdown, but we’ll never know.

…because they still believe Hanoi Jane’s “China Syndrome” movie was a documentary. And that unicorn farts are a valid propulsion fuel.

…now that’s sticking it to The Man, yo. The latest in our “Guess The Race (of the ‘citizens’) ” feature. And even better:

…that’s right: destroy one of the few ways supported by the local population to help “your people” get a better education and escape the poverty that makes you loot stores in your neighborhoods.

…remember, all the clapping and adulation is for the frontline workers in the NHS. The system itself, however, is the same fucked-up death-dealer it has always been.