Category: Bad News

Pithy, like a golden shower*.  Now to the not-news:

…gotta say, if I’m ever called for an in-home video interview, the background will be Wall-O’-Rifles, you betcha.

…which lasted about 45 seconds… 

…yeah great, like the awards show wasn’t long enough or boring enough;  now we’ll have to sit through the awards for Best Woke Documentary By A Tranny Director.  I say “we”, although I’m unlikely ever to watch the stupid Academy Awards show unless they institute hanging for the losers.

…ya thank?

…errrr Black people don’t care about Black lives that much (e.g. Chicago and Baltimore murder statistics), so why should we?

…although that was back when the Grauniad was still called the “Manchester Guardian” and was located in the middle of about a hundred cotton mills.

…yeah, that’ll help the spectators pick out one darkie / disaffected Eurotrash footballer from another during a match played in an empty stadium.

…this, after National Guardsmen found pieces of glass in their pizza at a Washington D.C. restaurant  Repeat after me:  “Hanging is too good for some.”

And finally, some good news:

Rand Paul Proposes Legislation
To Outlaw No-Knock Warrants
…and about damn time, too.  Next, let’s add the death penalty for when cops shoot some innocent guy while storming the wrong address.

*Faked y’all out,didn’t I?

Short takes, hot cakes:

…only 2 million?  I think we can do better.

…okay, we’re all gonna die.

…and then again, maybe not.  Make up your fucking minds.

…actually, I agree with Biden.  Except that the social composition of my 15 percent will be vastly different from his.

…and the mssiles will launch in 5… 4… 3...

…which means it’s time for crowd control, Kim-style:

And now, a special Texas section (and aren’t we special?)

…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.

…in the Texas idiom:  somebody needs killing (and it’s not the “racists and MAGA people”).

Not The Nine O’Clock News, and no Pamela Stephenson, either.

…I guess I missed where Angela Merkel has reopened Dachau, Buchenwald, Ravensbrück and Bergen-Belsen.

…we already knew you bastards work like that, you rancid old Commie bitch, but thanks for reminding us.

…in the U.S., if Daddy’s 13-year-old daughter had started sleeping with a 34-year-old man, he’d have used the sickle on Loverboy.  But Islam.

…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.

…or maybe it was because of Mayor Hairdo’s lockdown, but we’ll never know.

…because they still believe Hanoi Jane’s “China Syndrome” movie was a documentary.  And that unicorn farts are a valid propulsion fuel.

…now that’s sticking it to The Man, yo.  The latest in our “Guess The Race (of the ‘citizens’) ” feature.  And even better:

…that’s right:  destroy one of the few ways supported by the local population to help “your people” get a better education and escape the poverty that makes you loot stores in your neighborhoods.

…remember, all the clapping and adulation is for the frontline workers in the NHS.  The system itself, however, is the same fucked-up death-dealer it has always been.

Finally, a few related items:

…meanwhile, Over Here: 

…which is a few points less than the Brits.  And yet:

and:

…can we start warming up the tar and plucking the chickens, yet?