Question Of The Day

Go ahead and read this little snippet:

Large lizards are invading Georgia and pose a major threat to native wildlife, state officials have warned residents.
Argentine black and white tegu lizards, which can grow up to four feet long and weigh more than 10 pounds, have been spotted in Georgia for years, and officials are now trying to eradicate the species from the state.
“They eat just about anything they want,” retired Georgia Department of Natural Resources’ Wildlife Resources Division biologist John Jensen said in a 2019 video about the lizards.

So, Gentle Readers, here’s the question:

What would be the cartridge you’d choose to help Georgia out with their little problem? 

Your suggestions in Comments.

Here’s mine.  And here it is, demonstrated — but this old boy is having WAY too much fun.  Jealous.

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Short and gingery, like Borat’s wife.


had I been on the jury, there is NO WAY I would have found this hero guilty of anything.


as long as you agree to house these “asylum seekers” in your own houses for two years while their claims are being vettedSee next item:


looks like that open border thing is working out well for the Swedes At least he didn’t have the Chinkvirus.


but that’s only after they’ve checked his financial statements and employment recordsNot that most women are superficial, or gold-diggers, or anything.


can’t say I blame him, as parking spaces in Brit villages are about as easy to find as good teeth.


“Making fun of the rozzers” — good thing they’ve abolished the death penalty in Britain.


how is it even possible for French politics to become more left-wing?

that one made me snork.  Nice one, Sarah.

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Keeping it short, like Tom Cruise.


words cannot express the loathing I feel for the two smug assholes in this picture.


for Chinkvirus.  Hell, I remember back during the Obama days, when the SecServ were more likely to test positive for syphilis.


that would be:  yes.  And I’m still waiting to hear from Big Pharma that they’re bringing drug manufacturing back to the U.S.


sorry, but this isn’t news.  These pricks are always getting shot — it’s an occupational hazard.


which limits deportation destinations to… I dunno, Cuba and Venezuela, most probably.


I’d feel much better if the shift was from China to, oh, MIssissippi;  but I’ll take what I can get.


good grief, if this lot had been in power in 1940, the official language of the U.K. would now be German and not Hindi.


and because this is New York, the hapless women can’t buy them because gun stores are not “essential” services, according to Gauleiter Cuomo.


and I agree.  Truly low-skilled jobs are things like ditch-digger, peach-picker and community organizer.

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Commentary shorter than Adam Schiff’s dick.


okay.  As long as they also waive the right to state-sponsored medical care if they catch the Chinkvirus.


nice to know they’ve fixed the Chinkvirus thing and can start concentrating on important health issues.


and if there’s a downside to this, I can’t see it.


which means that the Chinkvirus panic isn’t getting headlines anymore, so journalists must go back to older panic warnings,  And speaking of saving Teh Environment:.


doesn’t matter, as long as the goal of closing all eeeevil powerplants remains in place.

And for some lighter relief:


what our parents used to refer to as a “fall-back” career.


quite possibly the best example of a First World Problem ever.


although I would have thought that as almost all sharks have teeth that can rip flesh off your bones, the actual brand of death-dealing shark would be fairly irrelevant, here.  Unless, of course, it’s a completely new breed of Chinese Murder Winged Shark.

Quod Desiderata Est

That’s Latin for “things to be desired”.

A couple years ago the locals on Spain’s Balearic Islands (Majorca, Ibiza etc.) staged massive demonstrations against the crowds of (mostly British) tourists who invaded the islands each year and partied ’til they puked, literally.

Well, thanks to the Chinkvirus, the islands have gone from this:

to this:

I guess all those erstwhile Balearic protesters are now seeing the wisdom of that old question:  “Suppose you got exactly what you wanted…”

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Short and sweet, like Ariel Winter.


…which rather makes nonsense of the poll results below:


to which I ask:  WHICH Americans?  Did they poll only the Harvard faculty lounge?


given how much the Chinese hate Blacks, that’s probably a design feature of the Chinkvirus, not a flaw.


guess their jobs weren’t as “essential” as they thought.  Let’s hope it’s a trend.


..whereby you don’t have to stay at home to have sex with yer girlfriend.


and yet, we’re the bad guys for doing stuff like this:


damn, but this is taking a long time.


and even though this particular incident was in Britishland, it’s a left-wing ploy everywhere.  Which is why we’re not surprised by:


because it’s easier to hijack a mass mailing and forge different votes than to do all that tedious cemetery work to find new voters.


this guy is a bigger ginger pussy than his aunt Sarah Ferguson ever was.