Category: Bad News

Commentary that’s a lot shorter and even less sweet.

…I dunno;  maybe it’s because we don’t like being lied to by a bunch of incompetent, power-hungry assholes?  And speaking of which:

…I’d like to believe you, Dottore, but I have a policy of not believing anything Italian unless it contains “Ferrari” or “Maserati” in the sentence, and sometimes not even then.

…I’m generally not a fan of unions and strikes;  but I can’t help thinking they have a legit grievance, here.

…Chinkvirus hates Jews AND Arabs?  But wait:

…what:  it’s raaayyyycisss too?  No cure or vaccine needed:  just cancel it!  (No links because bullshit)

…and the rest think he’s in the LATE stages of dementia.

…just shows how out of touch he is.  Nikes don’t need no shining, fool;  they gets dirty, we jus’ take a brick an’ go get some more.

…well, that’s Minnesota fucked, then.  And this just in:

…and next, all books will be banned from Minnesota schools because printing is White supremacist — who decided that all paper should be white, anyway? #GutenbergWasANazi

…but who was this thug who got all stabby?

 
…no doubt he was feeling left out because BLM and Pantifa were getting all the headlines.

…so what you’re saying, Fuckface, is that you and yours will launch a revolution against a legally-elected president?  Challenge accepted.

…he’s dead, so he can’t defend himself, so nobody cares about some has-been tart’s ramblings. And for those Readers who don’t know who this washed-up whiner is, here’s what Cassidy saw, back in the day.

Now I’m not saying she asked for it, but I can understand a young man’s hormones going into lift-off.

With commentary short and sweet, like Ariel Winter.

…actually, NOT buying a gun in the face of Wokist riots and BLM looting is madness, but it’s the LA Times.

…and the Boy Scouts finally become the Pussyboys.

…not that I was ever planning to go there, mind you, because Third World Shithole.  Also, three grand will buy you an awful lot of teenage hookers in next-door Thailand, Cambodia’s main competitor for tourism dollars.

…coming from a nation founded on convict settlements.  Irony so thick it’s bullet-proof.  And speaking of Aussies:

…I don’t even want to start working out the math in this one.

…ah, just add it to the trillions of acre-feet of dust we already have;  we won’t even notice it.

…I look forward to the the mega-ironic defacement of the statue of Nelson Mandela, just a few yards away.  Oh wait;  he was a terrorist?  Ain’t gonna happen then, unless someone discovers that he once raped his secretary #MeToo.

…until the Wokist pussies in the new Fox News management team cancel his show because virtue-signaling is more important than ratings.

…okay, quit that giggling , you lot. The only way this could be funnier is if all the ones throwing Mazel Tov cocktails [sic]  somehow set themselves on fire too.

Pithy, like a golden shower*.  Now to the not-news:

…gotta say, if I’m ever called for an in-home video interview, the background will be Wall-O’-Rifles, you betcha.

…which lasted about 45 seconds… 

…yeah great, like the awards show wasn’t long enough or boring enough;  now we’ll have to sit through the awards for Best Woke Documentary By A Tranny Director.  I say “we”, although I’m unlikely ever to watch the stupid Academy Awards show unless they institute hanging for the losers.

…ya thank?

…errrr Black people don’t care about Black lives that much (e.g. Chicago and Baltimore murder statistics), so why should we?

…although that was back when the Grauniad was still called the “Manchester Guardian” and was located in the middle of about a hundred cotton mills.

…yeah, that’ll help the spectators pick out one darkie / disaffected Eurotrash footballer from another during a match played in an empty stadium.

…this, after National Guardsmen found pieces of glass in their pizza at a Washington D.C. restaurant  Repeat after me:  “Hanging is too good for some.”

And finally, some good news:

Rand Paul Proposes Legislation
To Outlaw No-Knock Warrants
…and about damn time, too.  Next, let’s add the death penalty for when cops shoot some innocent guy while storming the wrong address.

*Faked y’all out,didn’t I?

Short takes, hot cakes:

…only 2 million?  I think we can do better.

…okay, we’re all gonna die.

…and then again, maybe not.  Make up your fucking minds.

…actually, I agree with Biden.  Except that the social composition of my 15 percent will be vastly different from his.

…and the mssiles will launch in 5… 4… 3...

…which means it’s time for crowd control, Kim-style:

And now, a special Texas section (and aren’t we special?)

…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.

…in the Texas idiom:  somebody needs killing (and it’s not the “racists and MAGA people”).