Classic Beauty: Brigitte Bardot

People who weren’t around at the time, or who weren’t aware of Brigitte Bardot probably cannot understand the effect she had on the world in the early 1960s.  She literally defined the term “sex kitten”, and many of those who followed her in that appellation simply don’t compare.

Consider:

She simply exuded sex appeal, and was the object of many a callow lad’s fantasies.  And I was no exception.

In Praise Of The Unknown Actress – Tami Erin

I never saw the U.S. version of Pippi Longstocking in the late 1980s, so I missed Tami Erin in the role:

Of course, she was a teeny back then, but she did grow up, oh yes she did:

…and more mature:

Now, like so many of them, young Tami seems to have lost her acting career (because age, whatever) and gone over to The Dark Side OnlyFans — no I don’t have access — and this seems to be the kind of thing she does now:

It’s a long way from Pippi, but there it is.

Classic Beauty: Mistresses (1)

We’re moving away from the movies today, and looking at a few women who were the mistresses of various kings and emperors. First up:

Emperor Alexander II of Russia and Catherine (Katya) Dolgorukova

Next, Britain’s Charles II and…

Barbara Villers Castlemaine Palmer

Hortonse Mancini

Moll Davis

Nell Gwynn

Louise de Kérouaille

Phew… it’s a wonder the old boy had any time left over to do any ruling.  Anyway, now it’s the turn of:

King Frederick William II of Prussia and Wilhelmine Rietz

Back to Britain for some King Georges.

George I and Sophia Kielmansegg

George II and Henrietta Howard

George IV and Mary Robinson

And lastly for today, from Austria-Hungary, Emperor Franz Joseph I and:

Katharina Schratt

Anna Nahowski

(who, by the way, was all of fifteen years old when FJ started bonking her;  then again, she was already married and thus by law no longer a minor)

More next week.

Retrospective

Sometime ago, a commenter asked:  “What happened to Nigella Lawson?  You used to be so sweet on her”  (or words of that nature).

Simple answer:  she lost a whole bunch of weight, and along with that, Nigella got all gaunt ‘n stuff.  (It’s all okay to lose weight;  but sometimes, something essential is lost along the way.)

I thought I’d illustrate the point with (what else?) a couple of pics.  Here’s Our Girl in years gone by:

And magnificently tousled:

Then she started to lose weight:

And had she stopped there, I think we can all agree that this would have been fine.  But she didn’t:

I mean the basics are still there, but…

And a couple more reminders of days gone by:

See what I mean?

I know;  she’s got older, too — but the gaunt, “skinnier” Nigella just doesn’t do it for me anymore.  And that’s a Sad Thing.