We leave our savaging of Strylians, and shift focus to their cousins in Kiwiland.
Man 1: Did you hear who won the Miss New Zealand competition?
Man 2: No, who won?
Man 1: Nobody!
I can think of only one Kiwi chick who ever caused a stirring in my stretch jeans, and that was Gina Bellman, from the TNT show Leverage:
Exotic, sexy, mysterious. Like.
Oh, and:
This one caught my attention, oh you betcha:
I’m thinking naked, in the mud pit:
Claudia Winkleman
Fiona Bruce
Gabby Logan
Jo Whiley
Karin Giannone
Kate Silverton — recently voted “Most Kissable Mouth in Great Britain”*
Katie Derham
Natasha Kaplinsky
Stacey Dooley
Susanna Reid
…oh wait; apparently, the girls will have to fight for their jobs with screen tests. Well, that’s a mood-killer.
Never mind.
*recently voted “Most Kissable Mouth in Great Britain” — by me. Because it is.
I need to start watching more Winter Olympic sports. Here’s what prompted this statement:
The ‘world’s hottest speed skater’ Jutta Leerdam has revealed she used her ‘extra fat’ and strength to become a world champion in December. Leerdam was in action at the ISU Speed Skating World Cup in Calgary two weeks ago and impressed.
Leerdam said: “I have become stronger and heavier. I now use that extra fat as strength.”
So let’s take a look at this fat chick:
Gotta tell y’all, there’s not a whole lot to complain about here. Yes, she has nutcracker thighs and a muscular ass, but she’s a speed skater, FFS: that comes with the territory.
I personally think she’s still shy of a few pasta dinners, but that’s just my preference showing through. YMMV.
Good grief: where has this lovely creature been and how come I’ve never seen or heard of her before?
Yum yum. The scientific world sure has changed since my time…
Lainey Wilson calls her musical style “bell-bottom country“, and I’m not going to disagree with her. What I like is how she describes country music — “we lived the lyrics” back when she was growing up in Nowhere LA, and I think that’s always been country’s appeal, on its most elemental level. And she’s got the voice to carry it, oh yes she does.
I also like that she’s not one of the pretty young things that Nashville seems to push out like Simon Cowell pushes out Brit boy bands. Nope, our Lainey’s one of them big ol’ country gals, with a big voice and a big songwriting talent — and I love it.
I will say that the girl needs to stick to those tight bell-bottom jeans, though:
Not her best look. She’s country, not r&b or rap.
“I’ll take corrupt Communist politicians for $500, Alex.”
I have to say that the Commies are at least stepping up their game a little. Whereas in the past the typical corrupt money-grabbing Commie politician looked like you-know-who:
…the latest example of a politician caught with hand in a bagful of cash is someone named Eva Kaili (story in link):
…and even:
As a wall decoration, at least she wouldn’t cause mass vomiting in the firing squad like Her Filthiness.