Okay, there was some stupid awards show or other in NYfC (I know, who cares?) but what made it noteworthy is that my two favorite Taco Totties arrived hand-in-hand:
Yup, that’s Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek. There were some other wimmyns there, but none so fetching.
Okay, you may now carry on with what you were doing before.
I’ve posted the occasional pics of Brit model/totty Ashley James before, but here’s a more extensive review:
Best of all: no (visible) tattoos.
Here’s a healthy mature lass named Stephanie Courtney:
“Who she, Kim?”
You may know her better as “Flo”:
Amazing what bad makeup and a silly hairstyle can do, innit?
While clearing out some closets (digitally speaking) I came across these pics. I must have wanted to use them in a post about how Brit TV women are much sexier than their American counterparts, or maybe it was just another Bucket List, who knows? Anyway, here they are:
Charlotte Hawkins
Claudia Winkelman
Kate Silverton
Nigella Lawson
Victoria Coren-Mitchell
Honestly, I have no recollection as to why I would have saved these pics.
Here’s one that might get me into trouble:
Nicola McLean reveals she wants to reduce her ‘ridiculous’ 32GG boobs due to ‘nightmare’ pain and insecurity from being stared at
A brief reminder of whom (and what) we’re talking about:
And the only possible response:
This is Tina O’Brien, who plays yesterday’s totty Lucy Fallon’s mother (!!!) on Coronation Street. (She is, by the way, only eighteen or so years older than Lucy in real life, so technically at least, the age difference isn’t that close– especially for the working-class Corrie.) Nevertheless:
And as an architect might say, the rear aspect is not too unpleasant either:
Lovely.
But as the old saying from Alabama goes: “With a Momma like that, you shoot yer Daddy and make yer own brothers and sisters.”
I report, you decide.