This is definitely not your grandfather’s Maltese Falcon.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Claire Azzopardi:
Category: Gratuitous Chick Pics
Sad Comparison
At some show called the SAG Awards (I don’t know what it means, either), there was this little parade, wherein some actresses showed off their (sorta-)cleavages.
The magnificent Salma, however, had no need to do so, and didn’t — probably out of kindness to the flat-chested.
Incidentally: am I the only one who thinks that Lady Gaga (1st left) looks better inside one of her grotesque face masks?
Then And Now
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miss Ukraine:
2015
2022
Damn… is it so wrong that I’m getting a semi?
Just Remember, Kids
…that today, she’s just “Mom” (or “Mum”) and “old” to you.
But back before you were born:
As for Nana:
Yeah, and Beyonce wasn’t the first to show her ass, either…
Thatisall.
Skating Away
…on the thin ice of the new day.
No wait, that wasn’t what I wanted to talk about; but you can keep it running in the background anyway.
I haven’t been watching the Winter Olympics in CommieChinaland (who has?), but I noticed recently that there was some nonsense about doping and (duh) Russians, prompting a comment from Eternal Skating Hottie Katarina Witt. So here we are:
Magnificent. And… yer welcome.
Dropping Like Flies
Now Monica Vitti, at 90. In her heyday:
And my favorite (duh):
