Here’s a simple one to test your eyesight, alertness and social awareness. Your task is quite simple: in each pic, identify which of the four girls is the most popular.
I know; it’s a tough one for a Sunday.
Here are the answers, from a woman’s perspective:
Pic #1, the second girl from the left, because you can see her eyes, and
Pic #2, the second from the right, because she has the prettiest shoes.
And a bonus question: without scrolling back up, in which picture could you see an alligator?
Some time back, I riffed on the “Desert Island Discs” theme to create a “Desert Island Guns” post, whereupon a couple of you bastards Curious Readers took it upon themselves to ponder about which five women I would like to be marooned on a desert island with (assuming, of course, I was not married and could have my pick of any women in the world).
Five? Good grief, who do you think I am, Errol Flynn? Some NBA basketball player? A 20-year-old boy?
Okay, if the theme for the Guns post was “guns I love to shoot” then here’s my list of the five women I’d love to etc. etc. In no specific order (because I will not start a catfight before I even get there):
1) Salma Hayek. I love that accent, she seems like fun, and as for the rest, ’nuff said:
Downside is that being Mexican, she’s probably jealous as hell, but there ya go.
2 ) Carol Vorderman. Apart from her obvious assets, she’s also an engineer and pilot, so during her down time (so to speak) she could fix stuff around the place and fly in supplies of booze and ammo (also Viagra) each week:
3) Sarah Palin. Apart from her delectability, she cooks and shoots, and I’d love a shooting partner.
I know she’s getting a little long in the tooth, but then so am I.
4) Nigella Lawson. Because Sarah’s gonna need time off from cooking for her other activities. Only I want the earlier, sexier and more bountiful version of Nigella (see below), not the new slimmed-down shrunken model:
5) Amy Adams. No way am I going to be marooned without at least one genuine redhead, and Amy is the business:
Runners-up:
Helena Bonham Carter. Because I like a little crazy.
Jennifer Tilly. Also crazy, and I need someone to play cards with when I’m too tired to do anything else.
Katarina Witt. No explanation needed. Also, I need to practice my German.
Monica Bellucci. Because mama mia.
Juliette Binoche. French lessons.
And lastly, opera singer Lucy Kay (who can sing me to sleep at night).
Borrowed from Knuckledragger, this pic presents a problem:
Regarded from the point of its effect on humanity: is it better to let the redhead drive, or to man the gun?
Your thoughts in Comments…
And back we go, Over the Pond (and also back in time, a tad):
Still gorgeous, after all these years… no voting needed on this one because they’re all equally beautiful.
But it seems only fair that we should also take a little peek into Jag’s future:
Apparently, UK retailer ASOS has done something good:
ASOS has won praise after unveiling a dedicated clothing collection for women with a big bust.
The British online clothing giant has unveiled a new in-house range catering for women with cup sizes from size DD to G – featuring everything from work shirts to party dresses – and shoppers have been tweeting their appreciation.
So purely in the spirit of enquiry, of course, I clicked on the link (don’t bother) to see what all the fuss was about. Naturally, there were pics of said clothing, but the models were… shall we say less than ideal?
If the goal was to depict women who will benefit from big-breasted clothes, then the one in red was marginally acceptable, perhaps, but the other was assuredly not.
I mean, really?
For the benefit of ASOS, these are the women who would benefit from such clothing:
Yer welcome.
About the last pic: I actually know her, through a friend. No augmentation surgery there (don’t ask).
“Okay Kim,” you whine, “them furrin cars is all very well, but how ’bout some Murkin goodness?”
Ask, and ye shall receive. Here are the Corvettes:
Go on; you know what to do…