Category: Gratuitous Chick Pics

Random Totty

Gratuitous Chick Pics

I see that Brit totty Keeley Hazell has written her memoirs — at the ripe old age of 37, no less — but the title thereof is wonderful:

“Everyone’s Seen My Tits”

…and it’s being released later this summer.

Anyway, on the off-chance that some of my Readers haven’t seen the aforementioned, here’s a sample:

A fore-and-aft shot:

Today, at 37:

And in the flesh, so to speak:

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Got Me Thinking

Gratuitous Chick Pics, Technology

Here’s a little snippet:

…and here’s a pic of the slag herself:

Ugh.

Let me tell you, the only way I’d be tempted into spending money on something like this is if the offer was for this model:

And I’d pay a premium for the “Sexy Contralto Italian Accent” option.

Old Broads

Gratuitous Chick Pics

You know, when I were a lad, women in their late 50s looked like old women:  they wore old lady clothes and shoes, their hair was gray, they did things like knitting and sewing, baked cakes and stuff for their grandkids… you get my drift, I think.

Well what then, to make of these old broads?  (links in the pics)

Salma Hayek, 57

I mean, if you look closely at her hands, you can see she’s no spring chicken.  But who the hell looks at her hands?

Then there’s Item #2 on this little list:

Shania Twain, 58

Apparently, Our Shania has recently discovered the joy of walking around the house naked.  (you may go off and take that heart pill, now)

Finally — and I could do this for ages, but I have to end this sometime — there’s:

Liz Hurley, 58

Well, we know all about her, of course.

Another gin, Kim?  I think so.  I don’t think it’s healthy to take so many heart pills in a row.

Random Totty

Gratuitous Chick Pics

Lessee… we’ve had cars and guns so far today.  What’s missing?

Here’s Brit ginger actress Amy Nuttall:

That’s the trifecta.

Tomorrow we will continue with the Usual Programming of insult, invective, hate speech, threats of violence and anti-government ranting.

Oh wait, tomorrow’s Friday.  Never mind.