What… you thought you’d escape the Monday Funnies just because it’s Christmas Day?
Well, you have. But here are a few XXXmas totties just to brighten your day and take away the sting of finding coal in your cock sock.
And if you think that’s bad, see what Chris Muir dun.
Here are the three worst kinds of women to be romantically involved with, in no specific order:
*except for Irish comedienne Aisling Bea, who is totally hot and could say anything about me she wanted, as long as I could do unspeakable things to her young Irish body when she’s not on stage.
Phwoarrrrr…
We interrupt this day’s normal posting fare of guns, political invective and cars etc. to bring you some broken news:
Salma and Penelope in a movie together?
Yes, you got that right:
I was too excited to read the movie’s name, but come on, that happens sometimes.
I feel faint…
Here’s a little Salma Trifecta for you, and they’re all pics taken recently:
That is all.
There was some inconsequential awards show [redundancy alert] over the past weekend somewhere, which should be of little interest to anyone, except that there were some decent attendees. Here are three such (Demi Moore, Salma Hayek and Eva Longoria):
“What about close-ups, Kim?”
Oh, why not:
That’s what I would call a proper smorgasbord of fun, right there.
The rest of the attendees were the usual boring crowd, inter alia Oprah, Meryl Streep, some of the Kardashian coven, etc. so we won’t bother with them.
Apparently our girl’s got into trouble for posting this pic:
Can’t see the reason for the fuss, myself.