Okay, probably the last one, starting off with some royal totties:
Princess Mary of Norway (51)
Queen Maxima of the Netherlands (52)
Queen Rania of Jordan (53)
TV royalty Susannah Reid (52)
Claire Sweeney (55)
Kylie Minogue (55)
Paulina Porizkova (58)
(I know, she was a supermodel, don’t care. still would)
And of course, the obligatory Salma Hayek (57)
“If you’re going to be bad, be bad; if you’re going to make being bad your career, do it all your life.”
In the case of Tempest Storm, the “bad” was to be a burlesque dancer and stripper; and she did it from her teens until… well, her last performance was at age 90. So let’s get on with the show:
Here she is in glorious Technicolor:
And here, at age 85:
And a redhead… wonderful, she was.
One more time:
Dita von Teese (50)
Patsy Palmer (51)
Kate Silverton (53)
(most kissable mouth on TV? I report, you decide)
Naomi Watts (54)
Carla Bruni (55)
And of course, Salma Hayek (57), because Salma
The next such post will most likely be the last. Try to contain your grief.
Once again, we take a look at one of the lesser-known actresses, this time Michele Cary. Who she? you ask. I remember her, back in the mists of time (although not by name) in the John Wayne movie El Dorado, playing a tomboy cowgirl:
But there’s more, so much more when it comes to this hottie:
And in Technicolor:
I have to say that she is just flat-out yummy.
More on the above topic:
Kate Beckinsale (50)
Tamzin Outhwaite (52)
Suggested by Lecherous Reader CoffeeMan, Charlotte Ross (55)
Padma Lakshmi (56)
(my favorite little Indian takeout meal)
And in the Country Music Wing, Faith Hill (55)
Lee Ann Womack (57)
And of course, the obligatory Salma Hayek (57)
…because Salma, that’s why.
Unlike the late John Lennon, I’m not a jealous guy. But I have to admit that I do occasionally feel a little envious that ol’ Leo DiCaprio gets to plunge into prime pieces like this one, seemingly at will:
I mean, really?