(borrowed from Timewaster)
Category: Beauty
Secret Crush
Okay, it won’t be a secret after this, but nevertheless: I have an old-man crush on Brit TV personality Kirstie Allsopp, the plump, matronly host of Location Location Location (or “Location x 3” as it’s sometimes called).
Apart from the obvious two, there are other reasons to love her and her outspokenness:
‘Plug-in air fresheners are poison. If you use them you are a moron who is poisoning yourself, your family & your pets. No reason for them whatsoever.’
On having to deal with British Airways:
And:
If ever there’s someone with a large megaphone that you don’t want to irritate, it’s her.
And by the way, she has an exquisite accent and lovely speaking voice. Hubba hubba.
Classic Beauty: Caroline Munro
As promised, another of Reader Pierre’s (and my) favorites, another horror movie queen (and Bond girl) Caroline Munro.
Today?
Somebody once said of her that she had the perfect body. I dunno; that’s always a personal thing. (I, as any fule kno, prefer them a little more zaftig.)
But she’s pretty near the top, regardless of taste.
Merci encore, Pierre.
Eyeworm
From Longtime Friend & Reader Mark Alger:
“So, if a song that catches your ongoing attention is an earworm, what is an image that accomplishes the same end? An eyeworm?”
Yes. Here’s one of mine:
Try as I may, I just cannot.
More to follow.
Random Totty
I see that Brit totty Keeley Hazell has written her memoirs — at the ripe old age of 37, no less — but the title thereof is wonderful:
“Everyone’s Seen My Tits”
…and it’s being released later this summer.
Anyway, on the off-chance that some of my Readers haven’t seen the aforementioned, here’s a sample:
A fore-and-aft shot:
Today, at 37:
And in the flesh, so to speak:
Got Me Thinking
Here’s a little snippet:
…and here’s a pic of the slag herself:
Ugh.
Let me tell you, the only way I’d be tempted into spending money on something like this is if the offer was for this model:
And I’d pay a premium for the “Sexy Contralto Italian Accent” option.