This is definitely not your grandfather’s Maltese Falcon.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Claire Azzopardi:
Category: Beauty
Sad Comparison
At some show called the SAG Awards (I don’t know what it means, either), there was this little parade, wherein some actresses showed off their (sorta-)cleavages.
The magnificent Salma, however, had no need to do so, and didn’t — probably out of kindness to the flat-chested.
Incidentally: am I the only one who thinks that Lady Gaga (1st left) looks better inside one of her grotesque face masks?
Then And Now
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miss Ukraine:
2015
2022
Damn… is it so wrong that I’m getting a semi?
Just Remember, Kids
…that today, she’s just “Mom” (or “Mum”) and “old” to you.
But back before you were born:
As for Nana:
Yeah, and Beyonce wasn’t the first to show her ass, either…
Thatisall.
Skating Away
…on the thin ice of the new day.
No wait, that wasn’t what I wanted to talk about; but you can keep it running in the background anyway.
I haven’t been watching the Winter Olympics in CommieChinaland (who has?), but I noticed recently that there was some nonsense about doping and (duh) Russians, prompting a comment from Eternal Skating Hottie Katarina Witt. So here we are:
Magnificent. And… yer welcome.
Dropping Like Flies
Now Monica Vitti, at 90. In her heyday:
And my favorite (duh):
