There’s this TV show called Love Island, where pretty young heterosexual things of all types get to hang around in seclusion somewhere and bonk each other. (I may not have got this quite right, as I’ve never actually watched the poxy thing, but this seems to be what happens.) After the season ends, the cast go on to make all sorts of money from endorsements and Instagram appearances and so on.
Nice work, if you can get it.
And to get it, you need to be pretty, regardless of whether you have a pleasure pole or a love socket.
The men, needless to say, don’t do much to make themselves look more attractive to the women — ’twas ever thus, except for men of the Elton John persuasion — but the sluts women certainly do. And of course, by today’s deplorable standards of beauty, a girl needs to have an ass of Lopez/Kardashian dimensions, and a face that… well, see for yourselves.
Here’s an article which shows Before / After pics of some of the girls’ faces. Most of them are fairly plain, but one stuck out as particularly sad:
She went from being quite stunning to looking like a RealDoll.
Yes, that’s a RealDoll. I challenge anyone to contradict me.
In describing my despair at our modern life, I often say that I’m just a 1911 man trying to live in a 2020 world. And I’m not exaggerating.
Here are three famous Edwardian beauties (Gladys Cooper, Lily Elsie and Marie Doro). Compare them (and their contemporaries) with the grotésqueries in the above article, and I think you’ll get my point.
Not a stitch of cosmetic surgery anywhere. And if you didn’t fall instantly in love with one or all of the above three, I don’t want to talk to you anymore.
