In my Inbox:
[Le Deep Sigh]
In my Inbox:
[Le Deep Sigh]
Sometimes the online newspapers will resort to the most extreme measures to make one click on a link:
But we’re not fooled… are we?
Ahem…
…a.k.a. incel-bait / Old Fart Trolling. Pass.
And then there’s this. WTF????
I love capitalism. Why? No sooner had the ink dried on the fraudulent-but-ultimately pointless counterfeit ballots in Pennsylvania. Michigan etc. when (courtesy of Reader Mike L.) I learned that the Smart Marketing Guys got going:
US cruise company offering four-year escape during Trump presidency
A Florida-based cruise company is offering disgruntled US voters the chance to escape by traveling the world during Donald Trump’s upcoming four years in office.
Villa Vie Residences has capitalized on the election results by offering Americans a four-year escape – the length of a presidential term – starting at around $160,000 per person, taking guests to more than 425 ports in 140 countries. [more details at the link]
My only requirement is that the trip is non-refundable after the ship has left port — in other words, if the travelers are suddenly overcome with buyer’s regret or whatever, they don’t get any money back, and they have to make their own way home from whatever country they happen to be in.
And if the poor regretful souls, having spent all their savings on this 4-year escape, are unable to afford the cost of a flight back to the U.S., I’m sure some private transport company will be only too willing to step up to the plate and help them get out of wherever they are for the return trip…
…if you see what I mean.
The above title does not stand for “Big Fucking Deal”, although given the average tenor of this website, you may be forgiven for thinking so.
In the grocery retailing business, BFD stands for “Best Food Day”; that day of the week when grocery stores launch their weekly price discounts on selected items.
The actual day varies from chain to chain, or from one area to another. Back when I was in the business, one chain’s BFD was on Thursdays, when they dropped their weekly flyer (called a “roto” because of the printing process); their competitor’s might be on a Friday to capitalize on the weekend’s expected sales uptick, and yet another competitor — whose typical shopper might trend towards an elder demographic — might have their BFD the day after Social Security payments were made… and so on.
Nowadays, I think the BFD concept might have disappeared to a greater or lesser degree because of changes in shopping habits by customers, whether online, delivery, at-store pickup and Internet deals.
I’ve certainly noticed this at Kroger — where I do perhaps 90% of my shopping — because not only have they de-emphasized the roto (the price deals aren’t as aggressive as they once were), there also seems to be a large number of Internet-delivered promotions that you have to visit their website to activate. And of course, there are the “loyalty card-only” deals which are their way of tracking customer shopping habits (I think; I haven’t seen much in the way of targeted deals the way I used to deliver them — a topic for another time).
In case anyone’s interested about the other 10% of my grocery shopping, it’s split between Market Street (a Texas chain, owned by Albertson’s) and Wal-Mart, both only for very specific items (e.g. Market Street’s French baguettes and rolls, which are superb and rival the baguettes I tasted in Paris).
Side note: when I still lived in Plano, I shopped a lot at Central Market (H.E.B.’s upscale outlet), but they saw fit to discontinue several of my favorite products which they carried exclusively — e.g. Old Forest Salami and Jambon de Paris sliced ham — so there’s no need to go there anymore. And in any event, their prices were stratospheric before, but since Bidenflation have become frankly unreachable to One Of Fixed Income Like Me. Also, their South Plano store is now too far from my place to justify the long trip, so there ya go.
By the way, I see that eggs are now selling for $3.99/dozen at Kroger — by “eggs” I mean eggs that we peasants generally eat and not the boutique premium stuff hatched in coops run by virgins and laid by hens sprinkled with holy water. Limit 2 packs per customer, but not enforced if you buy two packs, take your groceries out to the car and then go back into the store and buy another two, etc. (Once again, I used to enforce limits by putting a stop on the loyalty card daily quantities.) Although I cannot see who would need more than two dozen eggs per day unless you have four teenage sons and/or are running a commercial home bakery as a sideline.
I forgot where I was going with this post, but I assure you there was a point to all of it — I just can’t remember what it was. If I do remember (doubtful), I’ll follow up some other time.
Here’s an interesting development in the OnlyFans business:
Seems like it. Here’s a quick glossary of the terms used:
*clients: hookers
**influencers: whores
***in the old days, “actor” (or “actress”) and “whore” meant the same thing. Looks like we’ve regressed.
****agencies: pimps
I am so glad I’m not part of this world.
At some point, Someone In Marketing thought that this design change would be a good idea for Roger Depuis watches:
I leave it to your imagination as to the average cost of a Depuis watch… now double it, and you’ll be closer.
I’m always reminded of the immortal words of another Roger, Roger Moore: “The point of language is to communicate your thoughts in the shortest possible time and in the clearest possible way.”
Now translate that into telling the time, and apply to wristwatches.