Give that girl a medal.
Category: Crime
Slipped On The Soap
The headline for this story says it all:
Arkansas cops rule suicide in death of Clinton aide linked to Jeffrey Epstein – who was found shot and tied to a tree with an electrical cord around his neck – despite no sign of weapon
Keyword: Clinton.
This poor schmuck didn’t die because of his ties to Epstein — who also didn’t kill himself — but because he knew too much about Bill Clinton’s ties to Epstein (who, lest you missed the earlier comment, didn’t kill himself).
The sooner this crime family disappears from this Earth, the better off we’ll all be.
Hard Pass
Ah yes, ’twas that time of year when Perv City could live up to its reputation:
On Sunday night, during Carnival celebrations, five people – including a young girl – were shot around 9.30pm.
And no, that’s not Rebel Wilson.
Would I want to go there?
“Hot needles” and “scrotum” come to mind…
Warning Signs
If only there’s been a warning, or some kind of clue about this psycho…
…but the police were too busy arresting people for praying in the street, or posting mean texts.
Media Rugs
Apparently, the putz who shot a whole bunch of kids at Michigan State U. was cornered by cops, thereafter saving everyone a whole bunch of money and hassle by popping himself.
Turns out he wasn’t a ChristianWhiteSupremacistTrumpSupporter, but some random Black asshole, so this is likely the last you’ll read about it, because RacistMainstreamMedia.
Dragging Kiddies
Let’s hear it for Plano-based Pizza Hut:
BOOK IT! is a reading program, sponsored by the pizza chain, directed towards children from pre-school to sixth grade, or ages four to twelve. It awards a free one-topping pizza if they are able to meet a monthly reading goal. Big Wig was promoted in the summer reading program Camp BOOK IT!
The book Big Wig is a “wonderful read-aloud [that] celebrates the universal childhood experience of dressing up and the confidence that comes with putting on a costume,” the reading program states on its website.
Yeah, it’s just about “putting on a costume”, of course.
Fucking groomers.
Here’s a thought: we have lots of corporate headquarters here in Plano, and others are lining up to come here. It would serve Pizza Hut right if the city, backed by the state*, revoked their business license — I bet that if publicized, a large majority of Plano parents would support the action.
*If this were Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis would be all over this idea.