Category: Friday Feature

…either to give, or to get.  First, the pricey ones:

• One-way air ticket to New York City
• Toyota Prius (with 50,000 miles on the clock)
• Free weekend at the downtown Seattle Holiday Inn

Next, the “Well-Meaning But Still Crap” ones:

• Gas station pocket knife
• Cheap Chinese-made car tool set
• Box of corrosive Warsaw Pact-era mil-surp rifle ammo

Then the cheap-ass ones:

• $5 gift card for Domino’s Pizza
• scented candle
• coffee mug with some shit like “World’s Best [whatever]” printed on it

Your suggestions in Comments.