Category: Friday Feature

(Monday Funnies will return next week.)

Ranked in order of ascending foulness:

Happy Valentine’s Day!  (men to women)

• …from your love sausage
• …to the world’s deepest tunnel, from its longest train
• …I love you so much, I have a pic of your face on the inside of my undies
• …to my darling Fiona  (and your name is Sally)
• …now please sign the divorce papers

Happy Valentine’s Day!  (women to men)

• …and just remember:  no flowers, no annual blow job
• …to the man I’d most rather fake my orgasms with
• …to my second-favorite anal sex partner
• …to the pair best suited to my scalpel
• …to the father of at least one of our children

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