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5 Worst Things About The Coronavirus
Ranked in order of foulness:
- Australian F1 Grand Prix canceled
- Makes barroom seduction even more difficult than it already is
- Hasn’t killed off enough Communists yet
- Just another opportunity for the media to create panic
- Chances of ever nailing Monica Bellucci officially now less than zero
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5 Worst Things About The Corona Virus
- All those exotic “Chinese Bat Stew” frozen dinners in your freezer will have to be thrown away
- Your new Huawei phone has been renamed “Typhoid Mary” in the catalog
- Far fewer cheap and trashy options in the Clothing section at Walmart
- “Visit Chinatown” has to be taken off your bucket list
- Severely limits your choices in the “buy a foreign wife” market
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