Category: Friday Feature

In ascending order of awfulness, proving that the gift-giver doesn’t really care about you.

For men:

• A used Barry Manilow “Greatest Hits” CD
• A non-transferable gift voucher for Dick’s Sporting Goods
• Aftershave lotion, when you have a beard
• An invitation to a time-share sales pitch
• A Toyota Prius

And for women:

• Cheap drugstore perfume
• A coffee mug with a “Caution:  Bitch” label
• A photo of your husband posing naked with his mistress
• A plug-in room deodorizer
• Chopsticks

Your suggestions in Comments.  Bonus points if you actually got  one of them this Christmas.