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Category: Friday Feature
5 Worst Things About The Corona Virus
- All those exotic “Chinese Bat Stew” frozen dinners in your freezer will have to be thrown away
- Your new Huawei phone has been renamed “Typhoid Mary” in the catalog
- Far fewer cheap and trashy options in the Clothing section at Walmart
- “Visit Chinatown” has to be taken off your bucket list
- Severely limits your choices in the “buy a foreign wife” market
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Caption Competition #113
Today’s pic comes from Wuhan, China:
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5 Worst Things About Valentine’s Day
Welcome to the first major Hallmark Holiday of the year. Here are the five worst:
- Soppy fucking movies on TV and cutesy fucking teddy bears (are we still five years old?) everywhere you look
- Hay fever from all the fucking roses in the drugstore
- This bullshit in the newspapers:
- All those articles in women’s magazines about how single women are traumatized by not having a date tonight
- Knowing that it’s the one day of the year you have to buy her flowers / candy / a romantic dinner simply to get what you can get any other night of the year just by feeding her a couple wine coolers.
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Caption Competition #112
Seeing as it’s Valentine’s Day:
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Friday Night Movie
Loyal Readers may remember that a couple-three months ago I talked about fine shotguns, and my takeaway was that even if the Lottery Gods were to smile upon my choice of numbers, I’d be unlikely to buy a matched pair of Purdeys.
So what makes one of Purdey’s bespoke guns so exclusive, and yes, so expensive?
This evening, gather about ye a quart or so of your favorite beverage (Scotch, gin, coffee etc.) and spend the following hour and a half walking through the Purdey process — all of it — to see everything that goes into making one of these:
All that said: even with all the money in the world (so to speak), I don’t know if I’d ever buy myself a Purdey (let alone a matched pair) — but I would seriously consider buying one, or a pair, for the Son&Heir under those circumstances. (He’s a better shot than I am, and he’d have longer to enjoy shooting it than I would. Plus, it’s a good investment.)
And one final warning: do not go and browse around Steve Barnett’s website; it is a Very Bad Place, and will cause you to think Unworthy Thoughts.