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Category: Friday Feature
5 Worst Looks To Get From Your Girlfriend Or Wife
Ranked in order of hatefulness:
- when you fart during a blowjob
- when she asks, “Are you really going out dressed like that?” and you answer, “Yes.”
- when she asks you for something to read, and you hand her the latest issue of Guns & Ammo
- when she catches you in bed with her sister (bonus points for: her brother )
- when she learns that you pawned her engagement ring to buy that sweet new Ruger
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5 Worst Things To Do For 20 Hours
Yes, it’s back! For a one-time reappearance only!*
In ascending order of horrible:
- read Howard Zinn’s A People’s History Of The United States
- walk along all the streets of downtown San Francisco
- listen to Hillary Clinton explain (yet again) why she lost the 2016 election
- be the lone man in an orgy with the female members of the Congressional Black Caucus
- fly nonstop from NYFC to Australia… on Spirit Airlines or RyanAir.
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