Category: Friday Feature

Alert Readers will notice that the “5 Worst” feature has disappeared from our Friday fare.

That’s because I was getting bored with it and sheesh, it’s been going for over a year.  From now on, it will only reappear when something truly foul suggests itself to me.

In ascending order of foulness:

• dinner with Nancy Pelosi
• a Christmas fruit cake
• a Claymore mine missing the “This Side Towards The Enemy” marking
• a CD entitled “Frank Sinatra:  The Last Years”
• two dinners with Nancy Pelosi

Your nominations in Comments.

In ascending order of appalling:

• “Your Dad Is Actually Santa Claus” by  Ayn Rand
• “How To Drink Rum Eggnog Like A Grownup” by  Captain Morgan
• “Getting The Expensive Presents You Really  Want:  A Child’s Guide To Blackmail” by  Stormy Daniels
• “Santa Claus:  Just Another White Male Oppressor” by  Andrea Dworkin
• “Jesus Christ:  Jew Bastard” by  Ayotollah Khameini

Your nominations in Comments.