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Category: Friday Feature
Caption Competition #52
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5 Worst Christmas Presents
In ascending order of foulness:
- dinner with Nancy Pelosi
- a Christmas fruit cake
- a Claymore mine missing the “This Side Towards The Enemy” marking
- a CD entitled “Frank Sinatra: The Last Years”
- two dinners with Nancy Pelosi
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Caption Competition #51
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5 Worst Christmas Golden Book Titles
In ascending order of appalling:
- “Your Dad Is Actually Santa Claus” by Ayn Rand
- “How To Drink Rum Eggnog Like A Grownup” by Captain Morgan
- “Getting The Expensive Presents You Really Want: A Child’s Guide To Blackmail” by Stormy Daniels
- “Santa Claus: Just Another White Male Oppressor” by Andrea Dworkin
- “Jesus Christ: Jew Bastard” by Ayotollah Khameini
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Peerless
If I could play one indoor game very well, it would be snooker (not pool). And should you want to know who I’d like to play as well as, it’s Ronnie O’Sullivan. For your Friday night movie, here is the man himself absolutely demolishing his opponent in a best-of-nine competition. (Hint: it doesn’t go to nine games.) As any good snooker player will tell you, it’s not sinking the ball that’s important, it’s where you leave the cue ball for your next shot, and in terms of skill, Ronnie’s like Tiger, but with better smeeking:
But this is the expression that his opponents dread seeing:
So pour yourself a drink, sit back, and enjoy the next three-quarters of an hour, seeing a man on top of his game.