A pictorial, in ascending order of horrible:
5) New York:
4) London:
3) Munich:
2) Bangalore (listed as “Park View”):
…and to the surprise of absolutely nobody:
1) San Francisco:
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Category: Friday Feature
Caption Competition #36
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5 Worst Things You Can Say To New Parents
Ranked in order of increasing horribleness:
- “Why do all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill?”
- “Where did the red hair come from?”
- “Well, that’s a relief: he doesn’t look at all like me…”
- “Now I know why you guys got married so quickly.”
- (about a baby girl ) “Wow… now that’s what I call a circumcision!”
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Caption Competition #35
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5 Worst Dietary “Facts”
According to this study*:
- Lowfat / skim milk is better for you than full-cream milk
- Saturated fats in your diet will cause heart problems
- Margarine is better for you than butter or lard
- Red meat is bad for you
- The government and health scolds know what the fuck they’re talking about
*Next week, another study will probably come out and disprove this one. Caveat lector.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have a breakfast of steak ‘n eggs (fried in butter). And a full glass of half ‘n half to wash it down.
Caption Competition #34
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