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Category: Friday Feature
5 Worst Places To Cut Your Toenails
Ranked in order of inappropriateness:
- in the food-preparation area of a restaurant or bakery
- in bed before making love to someone for the first time
- while in the dentist’s chair
- when meeting the Queen
- while a recipient of fellatio or cunnilingus
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Caption Competition #39
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5 Worst Commemorative Days
In ascending order of terrible, they are:
- International Hemorrhoid Day
- International Vegan Day (or is that just the same as the above?)
- Premature Ejaculation Day (I know, I know: all ejaculations are premature)
- Molest A Pre-Teen Girl Day (for Roman Polanski, that’s every day, of course)
and the absolute worst:
- Senator Chuck Schumer Appreciation Day
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Caption Competition #38
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5 Worst Places To Lose Your Car Keys
Ranked in order of foulness / inconvenience:
- inside your mistress’s apartment when you have to get home quickly to take your daughter to her school ballet performance
- down your kitchen sink when the garbage disposal is running
- when it’s 1am and you’re inside a parking garage in downtown Johannesburg
- down a public toilet in Mumbai, India
- inside a Kardashian.
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