Category: Friday Feature

Ranked in ascending order of awful:

• The Antifa Guide To Lovemaking
• Pulling The Train Without Pain, 3rd edition (Kamala Harris)
• Rockstar Sex (Nancy Pelosi)
• Six Great Foreplay Tricks (Hillary Clinton) (illustrated)
• Helping Uncle José To His Happy Ending (4th Grade Textbook, Los Angeles County School District)

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Ranked in ascending order of foulness, first for men:

• Adolf
• Stinky
• Perv-O
• Butt-Breath
• The Syphilis Kid

And for women:

• Town Bicycle
• Slutcake
• Choker
• Butter-Legs
• Hillary

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Ranked in order of severity:

• paper cut
• tearing a toenail off instead of cutting it off
• attempting any fool stunt which requires that someone else first hold your beer
• seppuku (with vertical and horizontal cuts)
• watching any movie starring Alan Alda

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