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Splendid Isolation

5 Worst Self-Inflicted Injuries

June 29, 2018 Kim du Toit Friday Feature, The Worst

Ranked in order of severity:

paper cut
tearing a toenail off instead of cutting it off
attempting any fool stunt which requires that someone else first hold your beer
seppuku (with vertical and horizontal cuts)
watching any movie starring Alan Alda

Your suggestions in Comments.

Caption Competition #24

June 22, 2018 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

You suggestions in Comments.

5 Worst Places To Spend The Night

June 22, 2018 Kim du Toit Friday Feature, The Worst

In ascending order of horrible:

with “Uncle” Gavin
in a C-47 Dakota en route to an active duty deployment
any motel room on U.S. 30 in Illinois (don’t ask me how I know this)
in a hotel toilet stall after getting mindless drunk (see above)
in a prison cell, with D’Marcus Washington as a cellmate

…and a bonus for my Brit Readers:

Alan Carr’s bedroom.

Your suggestions in Comments… (and “in my ex-wife’s bed” doesn’t count).

Friday Night Movies

June 15, 2018 Kim du Toit Friday Feature, Movies

Heeeere’s Jordan!

Caption Competition #23

June 15, 2018 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

Your entries in Comments.

5 Worst Times To Be Without A Gun

June 15, 2018 Kim du Toit Friday Feature, The Worst

Ranked in ascending order of helplessness/need:

While in lion / grizzly / snake-infested countryside
During a school shooting
While driving through any urban paradise featuring public housing
Driving along any highway, road or street in Johannesburg
When you’re the only person in the room not holding one

Your suggestions in Comments.

P.S. I see I forgot to post a 5 Worst list last Friday. Sorry.